Well, I can't kill myself, but I CAN kill them all...
But seriously, yeah, it is pretty bad. We actually had a candidate run around in a bus filled with girls dressed as devils. He's a priest. And he was running under the name Padre José.
At all times there would be a scantily clad devil chick waving with him from the roof of the bus, which I saw once or twice on my way to work during campaign time.
I suspect she was naked from the waist down, and that 'priest' only ever waved with his right hand...
Y'know, if my job prospects don't improve, I'm gonna run for president or something.