Things that make you LoL! (part 2)

[phaedrusxy]

'It's a Giraffe eating a necktie.'
– A surrealist

Edit:
'Create water'
– A wizard

'I don't drink.'
– A warforged

'I can make a glass for only 28% of what that one costs.'
– An artificer

"God dammit why can't I hit this thing"
– A monk

[bhu]

'It's a Giraffe eating a necktie.'
– A surrealist

Edit:
'Create water'
– A wizard

'I don't drink.'
– A warforged

'I can make a glass for only 28% of what that one costs.'
– An artificer

"God dammit why can't I hit this thing"
– A monk

"Take the cricket from my hand grasshopper."

"Are you fucking with me?  You know I'll never be able to pull off a touch attack against a Size Classs fine creature."

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Just read the comic adaptation of Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz and can I say how weird it is to see the wizard dual-wielding revolvers and about to cap some bitches  or slicing sorcerers in half with a freakin sword?  . This is not the image I had in mind for him when I read and watched the Wizard of Oz. 

[Sinfire Titan]

"God dammit why can't I hit this thing"
– A monk

Related: Monks can't get drunk because they can't hit the bottle. [/Rimshot]

[zugschef]

"God dammit why can't I hit this thing"
– A monk

Related: Monks can't get drunk because they can't hit the bottle. [/Rimshot]

Buy a partially charged wand of true strike or wraithstrike!

[Sinfire Titan]

"God dammit why can't I hit this thing"
– A monk

Related: Monks can't get drunk because they can't hit the bottle. [/Rimshot]

Buy a partially charged wand of true strike or wraithstrike!

You left out your [Giacomo] tag...

[Elevevated Beat]

Just read the comic adaptation of Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz and can I say how weird it is to see the wizard dual-wielding revolvers and about to cap some bitches  or slicing sorcerers in half with a freakin sword?  . This is not the image I had in mind for him when I read and watched the Wizard of Oz. 

Wait, what?
Let me go find that, that sounds awesome.

Edit: Also, lol

"God dammit why can't I hit this thing"
– A monk

[bhu]

Having watched Ghost Shark I can say those rednecks had that coming.

Also it's better than Sharknado.  Better being a relative term in this case.

Also I'd swear in one scene they grab a handful of shotgun shells to load a bolt action hunting rifle.  That better have been on purpose or I need to have a chat with the Asylum...

[ImperatorK]

Jesse Pinkman, Bitch!

[JohnnyMayHymn]

I don't know why

[ImperatorK]

I don't know why

Because we can.

[FireInTheSky]

http://www.atlbanana.com/science-themed-strip-club-jabbus-hut-to-open-near-ga-tech/

[Libertad]

[Libertad]

[bhu]

http://cheezburger.com/7732970752

[Kuroimaken]

You know, I am almost kinda hoping one day I get read my Miranda rights just so I can use this joke.

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law."

"BOOBIES!"

[bhu]

Depending on the city here you'd get a laugh, get beaten, or be locked in a hospital for involuntary admittance (i.e. psychiatric exam).  America is swiftly becoming a police state in parts of the country (and some parts of it have always been).

[Kuroimaken]

Mind telling me which towns are the last two kinds? I feel like changing two or three dozen million minds.

[bhu]

Big cities will get you the incarceration or laugh.

Small towns will get you laugh or you'll be buried in a field somewhere. 

[Kuroimaken]

Or at least that's what they'll think.