So after yesterday (and today's) heat, me and a friend came up with a new temperature scale. Kelvin is the standard scientific scale, Celsius is the standard daily life version of Kelvin, Fahrenheit is the freaky daily life version that's actually better than Celsius in some ways, and Raouhrounhdlfgnmaiojdsbvwhatever is the Fahrenheit version of the absolute scale. But I give yo a new scale, one to help you out with temperatures that are, scientifically speaking, hot as balls. One ballsius is 35 Celsius and 95 Fahrenheit. Some useful temperatures in terms of balls: 1 ball: human testicle's average temperature. 104.6 balls: temperature of the surface of the sun. 28.9 balls: melting temperature of steel. 65.2 balls: melting point of tungsten. -4.839: absolute temperature on the ball scale. Incidentally, this means that 0 balvin is 0 Kelvin and 0 Roubnsdgkjbanoiujvbniawhatever. And 1 ballsius is equal to about 4.839 balvin. 0 ballsius is -17.7778 Celsius and 0 Fahrenheit
Feel free to begin expressing your everyday temperatures in terms of balls.