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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #740 on: September 06, 2013, 10:34:08 AM »
I just saw where some guy (looks fairly young, goatee) I don't know posted topless pictures of a lady I go to church with. She's a mother of 3, in her mid 40s probably. She was obviously sexting with the guy (she's taking the pictures in a mirror), and he went and uploaded them to facebook.

I simultaneously feel horrible for her, but also have to laugh at the whole thing.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #742 on: September 06, 2013, 11:04:26 AM »
Sheesh, guy's gotta know some boundaries, really.

It's that kinda guy that makes a gentleman like me look bad.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #743 on: September 07, 2013, 11:43:41 PM »
I just saw where some guy (looks fairly young, goatee) I don't know posted topless pictures of a lady I go to church with. She's a mother of 3, in her mid 40s probably. She was obviously sexting with the guy (she's taking the pictures in a mirror), and he went and uploaded them to facebook.

I simultaneously feel horrible for her, but also have to laugh at the whole thing.

Can't you report him or something on Facebook?

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #744 on: September 08, 2013, 03:57:28 AM »
There's an option to do so, but I think they hardly check most things (there's this stupid-ass evangelist page that pops up every now and then spewing crap aplenty. I report it every time I see it, but it seems to always come back).
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #745 on: September 08, 2013, 04:05:55 AM »
There's an option to do so, but I think they hardly check most things (there's this stupid-ass evangelist page that pops up every now and then spewing crap aplenty. I report it every time I see it, but it seems to always come back).

it's more of what they feel is okay and the general populace feels is okay then what you personally think is crap.  Report the topless pics and see how fast they are gone. mention nudity when you report and watch it get removed with in a 24 hr window

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #746 on: September 08, 2013, 06:04:56 AM »
I just saw where some guy (looks fairly young, goatee) I don't know posted topless pictures of a lady I go to church with. She's a mother of 3, in her mid 40s probably. She was obviously sexting with the guy (she's taking the pictures in a mirror), and he went and uploaded them to facebook.

I simultaneously feel horrible for her, but also have to laugh at the whole thing.

Is the lady single again or still with her husband?
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #747 on: September 09, 2013, 01:45:31 PM »
I just saw where some guy (looks fairly young, goatee) I don't know posted topless pictures of a lady I go to church with. She's a mother of 3, in her mid 40s probably. She was obviously sexting with the guy (she's taking the pictures in a mirror), and he went and uploaded them to facebook.

I simultaneously feel horrible for her, but also have to laugh at the whole thing.

Is the lady single again or still with her husband?
As far as I know she's still married... (and not to the dude who posted the pics :P ). The pics disappeared within 5 minutes, anyway.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #748 on: September 11, 2013, 12:32:11 PM »
The discussion at the gaming den on how badly D&D Next will flop, and why, is hilarious, although I admit that I didn't read past the first page. The part about Mearls being a complete ass in that video is solid gold, though.  :lmao
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #749 on: September 11, 2013, 02:06:28 PM »
So after yesterday (and today's) heat, me and a friend came up with a new temperature scale.  Kelvin is the standard scientific scale, Celsius is the standard daily life version of Kelvin, Fahrenheit is the freaky daily life version that's actually better than Celsius in some ways, and Raouhrounhdlfgnmaiojdsbvwhatever is the Fahrenheit version of the absolute scale.  But I give yo a new scale, one to help you out with temperatures that are, scientifically speaking, hot as balls.  One ballsius is 35 Celsius and 95 Fahrenheit.  Some useful temperatures in terms of balls: 1 ball: human testicle's average temperature.  104.6 balls: temperature of the surface of the sun.  28.9 balls: melting temperature of steel.  65.2 balls: melting point of tungsten.  -4.839: absolute temperature on the ball scale.  Incidentally, this means that 0 balvin is 0 Kelvin and 0 Roubnsdgkjbanoiujvbniawhatever.  And 1 ballsius is equal to about 4.839 balvin.  0 ballsius is -17.7778 Celsius and 0 Fahrenheit

Feel free to begin expressing your everyday temperatures in terms of balls.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #750 on: September 11, 2013, 02:53:13 PM »
Excellent.

It was only about .98 Balls out today, but the humidity...

Which makes me think that we need a sweat-based humidity scale...
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #751 on: September 11, 2013, 02:53:34 PM »
one ballius should be 1/2 the average human testicle temperature.

so that 'hot as balls' would be = to the ahtt.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #752 on: September 11, 2013, 02:54:52 PM »
Well, it's equal to the average temp of a ball.  Or balls, since they're the same temp....
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #754 on: September 12, 2013, 04:26:09 PM »
so apparently WotC during the move to the new forum software decided to toss out a number of mass bans to a number of frequent  CoC violators..dunno why I find that funny but I just do 

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #755 on: September 12, 2013, 05:13:02 PM »
so apparently WotC during the move to the new forum software decided to toss out a number of mass bans to a number of frequent  CoC violators..dunno why I find that funny but I just do

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #756 on: September 12, 2013, 06:01:55 PM »
so apparently WotC during the move to the new forum software decided to toss out a number of mass bans to a number of frequent  CoC violators..dunno why I find that funny but I just do

CoC?

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #758 on: September 12, 2013, 10:59:39 PM »
If that's how high the frog jumped because he was startled, then that goddamn frog is just badass.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #759 on: September 13, 2013, 09:15:50 AM »
I think he jumped and then got a rocket assist.
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