So, I had an idea for a character today.
He's a young man who grew up in a small podunk town named Innsmouth; he went and joined the army, and is now a Colonel.
His name? Everett O'Canth.
On official documents, that's abbreviated to Col E. O'Canth.
I am filled with shame, both for making a character based on a terrible pun, AND choosing to do so with a really obfuscated pun.