Found this list of the top ten worst pickup lines in
A Man's Guide to Sex:
10.Care to dance with a gun-toting loner?
9.You're ugly but you intrigue me.
8.Can I lick your fingers?
7.Bond.James Bond.
6.I collect dead things and keep them in jars in my closet.
5.Is that a false nose?
4.Did you know these pants are reversible?
3.You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
2.Hey! Your eyes are the same colour as my leisure suit!
1.Does this look infected to you?
This list is the result of an actual study done in the 1980's by the way. Grad students had to go up to women in Chicago bars and say these lines
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