Things that make you LoL! (part 2)

[Amechra]

This made me laugh a certain self aware laugh.

[veekie]

Google's new funny thing.

Just try writing a story with it. It should be clear after a few sentences.

EDIT: Or a demo for those of you who can't be bothered

[bhu]

Google's new funny thing.

Just try writing a story with it. It should be clear after a few sentences.

EDIT: Or a demo for those of you who can't be bothered

That makes for writing some really weird amateur porn...

[Kethrian]

Google's new funny thing.

Just try writing a story with it. It should be clear after a few sentences.

EDIT: Or a demo for those of you who can't be bothered

It makes for some interesting changes to D&D rules...

[Nicklance]

Google's new funny thing.

Just try writing a story with it. It should be clear after a few sentences.

EDIT: Or a demo for those of you who can't be bothered

That makes for writing some really weird amateur porn...

Once upon a midnight where the thunderstorm roils around dark clouds.

She laid her luminous windows upon the altar, standing proudly before it. Fingered palm holding a ceremonial knife. She licks her lips in anticipation, or was it fear? There are no eternal facts, as there are no absolute truths. She cannot quickly cease now, too much rides on this ritual, and regrets are not allowed. The drugged cunning rascal is still, breathing small shallow breaths that barely moved the child's body. A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends.

Uh...what the fuck?

[InnaBinder]

Google's new funny thing.

Just try writing a story with it. It should be clear after a few sentences.

EDIT: Or a demo for those of you who can't be bothered

That makes for writing some really weird amateur porn...

Once upon a midnight where the thunderstorm roils around dark clouds.

She laid her luminous windows upon the altar, standing proudly before it. Fingered palm holding a ceremonial knife. She licks her lips in anticipation, or was it fear? There are no eternal facts, as there are no absolute truths. She cannot quickly cease now, too much rides on this ritual, and regrets are not allowed. The drugged cunning rascal is still, breathing small shallow breaths that barely moved the child's body. A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends.

Uh...what the fuck?

I think that's from the Sparkling Vampires series. . . .

[veekie]

Cat Island

[trappedslider]

The death star going boom was an inside job!

[Nicklance]

Google's new funny thing.

Just try writing a story with it. It should be clear after a few sentences.

EDIT: Or a demo for those of you who can't be bothered

That makes for writing some really weird amateur porn...

Once upon a midnight where the thunderstorm roils around dark clouds.

She laid her luminous windows upon the altar, standing proudly before it. Fingered palm holding a ceremonial knife. She licks her lips in anticipation, or was it fear? There are no eternal facts, as there are no absolute truths. She cannot quickly cease now, too much rides on this ritual, and regrets are not allowed. The drugged cunning rascal is still, breathing small shallow breaths that barely moved the child's body. A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends.

Uh...what the fuck?

I think that's from the Sparkling Vampires series. . . .

Uh no I wrote that, but Edgar Allen Poe had something else to add to it.

[Jackinthegreen]

I watch Total Biscuit, AKA The Cynical Brit.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KbZK0YV4GA has a few lines that I found absolutely awesome.

"...and then the difficulty curve.  This is not a curve.  This is a cliff.  The cliff has spikes on it and there are rabid badgers in holes just waiting to pounce at every possible opportunity."

[SorO_Lost]

Once upon a midnight dreary... "I awoke in my bed" replied Oliver, "I want some more". I lithely dashed down the stairs to make a sandwich and there she was. Falling in perusal glances at me, my evil sadistic cat. She leap from the counter top as well as landed on the ground to charge my poor defenseless feet. She is a thing of light, of airiness and joy; she batted at my toes and dashed off into the night. I'll never know what she was imagining. A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends. Let not sloth dim your horrors new-begot. I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
lolz.

[Jackinthegreen]

I've heard of some cons doing an "Are you smarter than a weeaboo?" panel, and while sitting on the pot I thought of a new spin on "You might be a redneck if..." called, of course, "You might be a weeaboo if..."

Haven't come up with any since it's late and I'm not actually all that knowledgeable I don't think, but it's still a funny idea I think.

[Nicklance]

Once upon a midnight dreary... "I awoke in my bed" replied Oliver, "I want some more". I lithely dashed down the stairs to make a sandwich and there she was. Falling in perusal glances at me, my evil sadistic cat. She leap from the counter top as well as landed on the ground to charge my poor defenseless feet. She is a thing of light, of airiness and joy; she batted at my toes and dashed off into the night. I'll never know what she was imagining. A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends. Let not sloth dim your horrors new-begot. I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
lolz.

Yes its pretty dope.

[Jackinthegreen]

It seems churches don't run their stuff through filters very well.



And totally unrelated, I just realized I'd never in hell want my own Clifford the Big Red Dog.  I saw what a rottie left behind while helping an acquaintance move, I sure as hell wouldn't want to pick up after Clifford.

[Halinn]

It seems churches don't run their stuff through filters very well.

[dman11235]

I can tell for certain the top four are fake, and the bottom left looks like it could be real.  The bottom right is probably fake, but I can't prove it.

And totally unrelated, I just realized I'd never in hell want my own Clifford the Big Red Dog.  I saw what a rottie left behind while helping an acquaintance move, I sure as hell wouldn't want to pick up after Clifford.

Make sure you teach your dog how to stop growing then.

EDIT: Also, because I don't think it's been mentioned yet, but Mr. T scored a goal last night in the Shoot the Puck competition during the Chicago game.  So 1: Mr. T was at a Blackhawks game, and 2: he did the Shoot the Puck.  He told the lady running the thing, interviewing him: "I pity the puck!"

[Jackinthegreen]

I can tell for certain the top four are fake, and the bottom left looks like it could be real.  The bottom right is probably fake, but I can't prove it.

Glad you can, because aside from the ridiculousness of the wording (which I wouldn't put past some actual churchgoers) I'm not seeing any visual queues to indicate their (lack of) credibility.

[Halinn]

I can tell for certain the top four are fake, and the bottom left looks like it could be real.  The bottom right is probably fake, but I can't prove it.

Glad you can, because aside from the ridiculousness of the wording (which I wouldn't put past some actual churchgoers) I'm not seeing any visual queues to indicate their (lack of) credibility.

You can see the text overlapping the squares

[InnaBinder]

I can tell for certain the top four are fake, and the bottom left looks like it could be real.  The bottom right is probably fake, but I can't prove it.

Glad you can, because aside from the ridiculousness of the wording (which I wouldn't put past some actual churchgoers) I'm not seeing any visual queues to indicate their (lack of) credibility.

You can see the text overlapping the squares

Depending on whether the squares and texts were made by the same company/designed to fit within the squares as opposed to just sitting in the rails, that could be a simple compatibility issue.

[Halinn]

I can tell for certain the top four are fake, and the bottom left looks like it could be real.  The bottom right is probably fake, but I can't prove it.

Glad you can, because aside from the ridiculousness of the wording (which I wouldn't put past some actual churchgoers) I'm not seeing any visual queues to indicate their (lack of) credibility.

You can see the text overlapping the squares

Depending on whether the squares and texts were made by the same company/designed to fit within the squares as opposed to just sitting in the rails, that could be a simple compatibility issue.

You can see the lines of the squares intersecting the letters, though. I imagine the letters on actual church signs are blocks that get slid in, which would cover the lines.