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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #421 on: March 15, 2013, 02:35:37 PM »
Google's new funny thing.

Just try writing a story with it. It should be clear after a few sentences.

EDIT: Or a demo for those of you who can't be bothered
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #422 on: March 15, 2013, 06:01:26 PM »
Google's new funny thing.

Just try writing a story with it. It should be clear after a few sentences.

EDIT: Or a demo for those of you who can't be bothered

That makes for writing some really weird amateur porn...

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #423 on: March 15, 2013, 09:10:35 PM »
Google's new funny thing.

Just try writing a story with it. It should be clear after a few sentences.

EDIT: Or a demo for those of you who can't be bothered

It makes for some interesting changes to D&D rules...
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #424 on: March 16, 2013, 11:49:53 AM »
Google's new funny thing.

Just try writing a story with it. It should be clear after a few sentences.

EDIT: Or a demo for those of you who can't be bothered

That makes for writing some really weird amateur porn...

Once upon a midnight where the thunderstorm roils around dark clouds.

She laid her luminous windows upon the altar, standing proudly before it. Fingered palm holding a ceremonial knife. She licks her lips in anticipation, or was it fear? There are no eternal facts, as there are no absolute truths. She cannot quickly cease now, too much rides on this ritual, and regrets are not allowed. The drugged cunning rascal is still, breathing small shallow breaths that barely moved the child's body. A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends.


Uh...what the fuck?
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #425 on: March 16, 2013, 12:25:56 PM »
Google's new funny thing.

Just try writing a story with it. It should be clear after a few sentences.

EDIT: Or a demo for those of you who can't be bothered

That makes for writing some really weird amateur porn...

Once upon a midnight where the thunderstorm roils around dark clouds.

She laid her luminous windows upon the altar, standing proudly before it. Fingered palm holding a ceremonial knife. She licks her lips in anticipation, or was it fear? There are no eternal facts, as there are no absolute truths. She cannot quickly cease now, too much rides on this ritual, and regrets are not allowed. The drugged cunning rascal is still, breathing small shallow breaths that barely moved the child's body. A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends.


Uh...what the fuck?
I think that's from the Sparkling Vampires series. . . .
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #426 on: March 17, 2013, 03:05:49 PM »
Everything is edible. Just that there are things only edible once per lifetime.
It's a god-eat-god world.

Procrastination is the thief of time; Year after year it steals, till all are fled,
And to the mercies of a moment leaves; The vast concerns of an eternal scene.

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #428 on: March 20, 2013, 11:02:19 AM »
Google's new funny thing.

Just try writing a story with it. It should be clear after a few sentences.

EDIT: Or a demo for those of you who can't be bothered

That makes for writing some really weird amateur porn...

Once upon a midnight where the thunderstorm roils around dark clouds.

She laid her luminous windows upon the altar, standing proudly before it. Fingered palm holding a ceremonial knife. She licks her lips in anticipation, or was it fear? There are no eternal facts, as there are no absolute truths. She cannot quickly cease now, too much rides on this ritual, and regrets are not allowed. The drugged cunning rascal is still, breathing small shallow breaths that barely moved the child's body. A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends.


Uh...what the fuck?
I think that's from the Sparkling Vampires series. . . .

Uh no I wrote that, but Edgar Allen Poe had something else to add to it.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #429 on: March 24, 2013, 04:35:23 PM »
I watch Total Biscuit, AKA The Cynical Brit.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KbZK0YV4GA has a few lines that I found absolutely awesome.

"...and then the difficulty curve.  This is not a curve.  This is a cliff.  The cliff has spikes on it and there are rabid badgers in holes just waiting to pounce at every possible opportunity."

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #430 on: March 24, 2013, 04:54:23 PM »
Once upon a midnight dreary... "I awoke in my bed" replied Oliver, "I want some more". I lithely dashed down the stairs to make a sandwich and there she was. Falling in perusal glances at me, my evil sadistic cat. She leap from the counter top as well as landed on the ground to charge my poor defenseless feet. She is a thing of light, of airiness and joy; she batted at my toes and dashed off into the night. I'll never know what she was imagining. A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends. Let not sloth dim your horrors new-begot. I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #431 on: March 25, 2013, 01:19:38 AM »
I've heard of some cons doing an "Are you smarter than a weeaboo?" panel, and while sitting on the pot I thought of a new spin on "You might be a redneck if..." called, of course, "You might be a weeaboo if..."

Haven't come up with any since it's late and I'm not actually all that knowledgeable I don't think, but it's still a funny idea I think.

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #432 on: March 25, 2013, 08:11:29 AM »
Once upon a midnight dreary... "I awoke in my bed" replied Oliver, "I want some more". I lithely dashed down the stairs to make a sandwich and there she was. Falling in perusal glances at me, my evil sadistic cat. She leap from the counter top as well as landed on the ground to charge my poor defenseless feet. She is a thing of light, of airiness and joy; she batted at my toes and dashed off into the night. I'll never know what she was imagining. A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends. Let not sloth dim your horrors new-begot. I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
lolz.

Yes its pretty dope.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #433 on: March 27, 2013, 01:01:25 AM »
It seems churches don't run their stuff through filters very well.



And totally unrelated, I just realized I'd never in hell want my own Clifford the Big Red Dog.  I saw what a rottie left behind while helping an acquaintance move, I sure as hell wouldn't want to pick up after Clifford.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #434 on: March 27, 2013, 02:21:21 PM »
It seems churches don't run their stuff through filters very well.

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #435 on: March 27, 2013, 02:57:25 PM »
I can tell for certain the top four are fake, and the bottom left looks like it could be real.  The bottom right is probably fake, but I can't prove it.

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And totally unrelated, I just realized I'd never in hell want my own Clifford the Big Red Dog.  I saw what a rottie left behind while helping an acquaintance move, I sure as hell wouldn't want to pick up after Clifford.

Make sure you teach your dog how to stop growing then.

EDIT: Also, because I don't think it's been mentioned yet, but Mr. T scored a goal last night in the Shoot the Puck competition during the Chicago game.  So 1: Mr. T was at a Blackhawks game, and 2: he did the Shoot the Puck.  He told the lady running the thing, interviewing him: "I pity the puck!"
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #436 on: March 27, 2013, 08:40:51 PM »
I can tell for certain the top four are fake, and the bottom left looks like it could be real.  The bottom right is probably fake, but I can't prove it.


Glad you can, because aside from the ridiculousness of the wording (which I wouldn't put past some actual churchgoers) I'm not seeing any visual queues to indicate their (lack of) credibility.

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #437 on: March 28, 2013, 07:55:05 AM »
I can tell for certain the top four are fake, and the bottom left looks like it could be real.  The bottom right is probably fake, but I can't prove it.


Glad you can, because aside from the ridiculousness of the wording (which I wouldn't put past some actual churchgoers) I'm not seeing any visual queues to indicate their (lack of) credibility.
You can see the text overlapping the squares

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #438 on: March 28, 2013, 10:00:50 AM »
I can tell for certain the top four are fake, and the bottom left looks like it could be real.  The bottom right is probably fake, but I can't prove it.


Glad you can, because aside from the ridiculousness of the wording (which I wouldn't put past some actual churchgoers) I'm not seeing any visual queues to indicate their (lack of) credibility.
You can see the text overlapping the squares
Depending on whether the squares and texts were made by the same company/designed to fit within the squares as opposed to just sitting in the rails, that could be a simple compatibility issue.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #439 on: March 28, 2013, 01:07:49 PM »
I can tell for certain the top four are fake, and the bottom left looks like it could be real.  The bottom right is probably fake, but I can't prove it.


Glad you can, because aside from the ridiculousness of the wording (which I wouldn't put past some actual churchgoers) I'm not seeing any visual queues to indicate their (lack of) credibility.
You can see the text overlapping the squares
Depending on whether the squares and texts were made by the same company/designed to fit within the squares as opposed to just sitting in the rails, that could be a simple compatibility issue.
You can see the lines of the squares intersecting the letters, though. I imagine the letters on actual church signs are blocks that get slid in, which would cover the lines.