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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #461 on: April 08, 2013, 11:02:44 PM »
I think old news, but cleverbot.  This phrase just came up:

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #462 on: April 09, 2013, 01:35:31 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151642173153804&set=a.438276003803.225765.58427163803&type=1&relevant_count=1

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #464 on: April 09, 2013, 09:32:28 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151642173153804&set=a.438276003803.225765.58427163803&type=1&relevant_count=1

"Hey check that out! I am in Cannes and guess how I just met!!? Ozzy Osbourne! Such a cool guy! I love his music!!
Rock on" -- Felix Baumgartner

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Hahaha. Apparently Simmons posted the same picture saying that he'd just met Ryan Seacrest.

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I love this entire site a bit too much... But, yeah. Here's his idea for a chess movie.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #465 on: April 11, 2013, 07:03:56 AM »


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And to the mercies of a moment leaves; The vast concerns of an eternal scene.


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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #467 on: April 11, 2013, 06:28:37 PM »
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/north-korean-missile-test-delayed-by-windows-8.html  :lmao


...wow.  Well, that's what they get for using Windows 8.

Also, I want to see North Korea declare war on Microsoft.   :lol

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #468 on: April 11, 2013, 06:59:17 PM »
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/north-korean-missile-test-delayed-by-windows-8.html  :lmao


...wow.  Well, that's what they get for using Windows 8.

Also, I want to see North Korea declare war on Microsoft.   :lol

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #470 on: April 11, 2013, 11:33:05 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #471 on: April 11, 2013, 11:52:21 PM »
Kami darou ga akuma darou ga, ore no michi ni tateru mono NASHI!!

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #472 on: April 12, 2013, 03:04:41 PM »
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics.  Even if you win, you're still retarded.

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #473 on: April 12, 2013, 05:46:57 PM »
Find your Metal Gear Solid name.

Mine is Martial Arts Snake.
What do I win?
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #474 on: April 12, 2013, 05:54:15 PM »
Find your Metal Gear Solid name.

Mine is Martial Arts Snake.
Didn't like it, made a crack at my weight AND my effectiveness!

(If I put in my full name, or my first name plus mother's surname, I come up as Sniper Elephant. But if I put only my last and first name I become Sniper Snake.)
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #475 on: April 12, 2013, 05:59:06 PM »
Find your Metal Gear Solid name.

Mine is Martial Arts Snake.
Didn't like it, made a crack at my weight AND my effectiveness!

(If I put in my full name, or my first name plus mother's surname, I come up as Sniper Elephant. But if I put only my last and first name I become Sniper Snake.)

Just tried your forum name, which came up as Grenade Crocodile...
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #476 on: April 12, 2013, 06:02:15 PM »
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics.  Even if you win, you're still retarded.

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #478 on: April 12, 2013, 07:28:16 PM »
Find your Metal Gear Solid name.

Mine is Martial Arts Snake.

Thunder Fury if I use my full name, Trainee if I use just my abbreviated first name and my last name, Firefight Mantis Badger for Sinfire Titan, and Shotgun Mantis Badger for my XBOX Gamertag. I rather like the first one, although it's too stereotypical.

Someone run their Jedi name through that and see what happens.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #479 on: April 12, 2013, 07:40:38 PM »
Find your Metal Gear Solid name.

Mine is Martial Arts Snake.

My real name comes out as Deadeye NightHawk
Littha is Flame NightHawk

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