Disclaimer: I'm exhausted, sick, and extremely punchy. I apologize for the following...
I'm going to make a character. A halfling, an adrenaline junkie. Tagged along with a gang of older dwarven thugs, to break into some rich dude's mansion and make off with his ENORMOUS stash. On the way, my halfling got ridiculously high and, while running from the cops, fell down a manhole, where he stole a sweet-ass ring from a homeless dude.
My halfling's name is going to be Yolo Swaggins.