Awesome Stuff You Have to Share, part 2: It Gets Awesomer!

[Amechra]

Your wife is amazing.

I won't be impressed until your child knows the first 12 digits of e.

Your child must be capable of calculus by 3rd grade, or we have been failed!

[sirpercival]

Your wife is amazing.

I won't be impressed until your child knows the first 12 digits of e.

Your child must be capable of calculus by 3rd grade, or we have been failed!

Well, right now he's doing 2nd grade math, which is about a x2.5 development.  So if this keeps up (and it has, at 12 months he was doing 30 month old math milestones), at 3rd grade (8yo) he'll be doing college math.

[bhu]

Kitty!

I must have this...

[Amechra]

Your wife is amazing.

I won't be impressed until your child knows the first 12 digits of e.

Your child must be capable of calculus by 3rd grade, or we have been failed!

Well, right now he's doing 2nd grade math, which is about a x2.5 development.  So if this keeps up (and it has, at 12 months he was doing 30 month old math milestones), at 3rd grade (8yo) he'll be doing college math.

Thing is, once you get past grade school, your child "cheats" since high-school math doesn't really count.

[ariasderros]

Kitty!

Wait, there's things on J-list other than Porn. Huh, never noticed that.

[dman11235]

Kitty!

Wait, there's things on J-list other than Porn. Huh, never noticed that.

Wait, that wasn't porn?  Oh, I guess it wasn't, wow.

EDIT: alt: Wait, that's not porn?  Well, to someone it probably is.

[Nicklance]

Kitty!

Wait, there's things on J-list other than Porn. Huh, never noticed that.

Wait, that wasn't porn?  Oh, I guess it wasn't, wow.

EDIT: alt: Wait, that's not porn?  Well, to someone it probably is.

A...kitty is fine too?

[Jackinthegreen]

Kitty!

Wait, there's things on J-list other than Porn. Huh, never noticed that.

Wait, that wasn't porn?  Oh, I guess it wasn't, wow.

EDIT: alt: Wait, that's not porn?  Well, to someone it probably is.

The fact that there's porn on it explains why my dad's filtering service is blocking it.  And if anyone says use a proxy site, I shall mention that the filter also blocks proxy sites.  lol

Still, if it's a funny cat image I can probably find it elsewhere.

Although one should note that kitties appear quite often in porn.  Just under a different name though.

[ariasderros]

The fact that there's porn on it explains why my dad's filtering service is blocking it.  And if anyone says use a proxy site, I shall mention that the filter also blocks proxy sites.  lol
Still, if it's a funny cat image I can probably find it elsewhere.
Although one should note that kitties appear quite often in porn.  Just under a different name though.

J-list has sooo much hentai anime, hentai-themed merch, hentai games, asian porn, hentai wallpapers, sex toys, hentai anime.
There's some hentai on there too.

Most of their banner-adds will even trigger filter-blocks, the site is so bad.

[phaedrusxy]

Just got back from my trip... to discover that my not-quite-3yo knows 12 digits of pi.   

And we're having a hard time getting our 5 yo to remember our phone number.

[Jackinthegreen]

I got the urge to build a proper surface for my laptop when it's raised on my desk, so I did some measuring and decided 24 inches by 24 inches would work for it.  So I go out to our garage and find a piece of what used to be a solid wooden door, and it's 48 inches by 12.5 inches.  I proceeded to cut it in half and glue it back together to be 24 by 25.  I love coincidences like that.

My next project is building a stand that will let me rest my regular keyboard above, but on top of, my laptop keyboard so that it's not in front of it hogging more space than it needs to.

Edit:  The laptop board looks like it will turn out fine.  The glue is drying.  The keyboard setup went wrong and is too small by an inch or so, so I have to redo it.  Luckily that should only take about ten minutes, but that'll happen tomorrow since I don't like working past 9 PM.

[Jackinthegreen]

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/03/130311173627.htm

Glad that scientists have determined what's causing the contagious cancer and are working on a vaccine, but of course not glad that contagious cancer exists in the first place and that Tazzy devils are endangered partly because of it.

[Kuroimaken]

I am .06 seconds away from breaking the 10 second barrier in a 100m dash.

[brujon]

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/03/130311173627.htm

Glad that scientists have determined what's causing the contagious cancer and are working on a vaccine, but of course not glad that contagious cancer exists in the first place and that Tazzy devils are endangered partly because of it.

I'm just glad it wasn't found in something humans can "mate" with... Although the one in the Dog might, er, end up in Humans somehow... 

It's how human AIDS started, after all...

[dman11235]

Human AIDS likely started with people eating monkey meat, not having sex with monkeys.

[Halinn]

Human AIDS likely started with people eating monkey meat, not having sex with monkeys.

That's just the monkey-fucker propaganda. Open your eyes, sheeple!

[Nytemare3701]

Human AIDS likely started with people eating monkey meat, not having sex with monkeys.

That's just the monkey-fucker propaganda. Open your eyes, sheeple!

relevant

[bhu]

Human AIDS likely started with people eating monkey meat, not having sex with monkeys.

That's just the monkey-fucker propaganda. Open your eyes, sheeple!

Given that monkeys are hung like mayflies isnt human/monkey love a physical impossibility?

[Kuroimaken]

Theoretically, so should human/horse love, but you know, crazy fucks find a way.

[brujon]

Human AIDS likely started with people eating monkey meat, not having sex with monkeys.

That's just the monkey-fucker propaganda. Open your eyes, sheeple!

Given that monkeys are hung like mayflies isnt human/monkey love a physical impossibility?

Monkeys have smaller penis than humans do. Yes, we're more hung than Gorillas.