I was walking up to where I vote,
and the
Fire Alarm was going off.
The building manager wouldn't let anyone in.
The Cops had already shown up, and were just palling around.
I said to the ~20 people waiting: "Ahh ...
... it's a Conspiracy , I tell you."
Half of them laughed ; one was noticeably uncomfortable.
Got to vote like 4 minutes later.
Girl with Purple Hair, wasn't in the registry and was
unable to produce I.D. with a local address on it.
Poll workers said Provisional Ballot.
She said No , and stomped off.
Woman in fancy-motorized wheelchair couldn't vote
without her helper, but the helper legally couldn't help.
I don't think she had used the newest handicap access
terminal before. I think they got a blank ballot, to "demonstrate"
what to do without seeing what she really did.