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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #120 on: November 21, 2011, 01:49:25 AM »
Mixed energy damage on every attack? Sounds like when they hit rainbows erupt or something.  Things just got 20% cooler.

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #121 on: November 21, 2011, 02:06:26 AM »
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #122 on: November 22, 2011, 05:55:48 PM »

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #123 on: November 23, 2011, 01:01:49 AM »
Vop half elf fighter
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #124 on: November 23, 2011, 01:06:26 AM »
Vow of Poverty Artificer

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #125 on: November 23, 2011, 02:04:05 AM »
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #126 on: November 23, 2011, 06:52:23 AM »
Every level?  New class.
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #127 on: November 23, 2011, 06:53:18 AM »
You could probably work out a usable melee character doing that but it would be rather difficult...

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #128 on: November 23, 2011, 07:28:44 AM »
funny that nobody came up with
**Vow of Poverty Wizard**
yet.^^

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #129 on: November 23, 2011, 07:30:34 AM »
funny that nobody came up with
**Vow of Poverty Wizard**
yet.^^

Wizard is one of the few classes that can actually make decent use of VoP without being completely crippled.

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #130 on: November 23, 2011, 07:37:03 AM »
funny that nobody came up with
**Vow of Poverty Wizard**
yet.^^
Wizard is one of the few classes that can actually make decent use of VoP without being completely crippled.
a wizard with vop can't have a spellbook.

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #131 on: November 23, 2011, 07:39:07 AM »
There is a feat for scribing spells to tattoos somewhere. You can also prepare spells from someone else's book.

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #132 on: November 23, 2011, 07:43:49 AM »
There is a feat for scribing spells to tattoos somewhere. You can also prepare spells from someone else's book.
that's what you call "decent use"?^^

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #133 on: November 23, 2011, 07:48:30 AM »
Its not as bad as artificer or a melee character at least.

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #134 on: November 23, 2011, 08:40:41 AM »
There's also an Eidetic Wizard somewhere, if memory serves.  No spellbook required.
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #135 on: November 23, 2011, 11:10:41 AM »
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #136 on: November 23, 2011, 11:26:14 AM »
Save people some time...

Vow of Poverty ANYTHING.  :tongue

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #137 on: November 24, 2011, 12:51:38 PM »
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #138 on: November 24, 2011, 03:08:53 PM »
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #139 on: November 24, 2011, 03:27:37 PM »
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