After this, I go to bed. Because I think I will either will be happy with this section, or I will want to drink to forget. Let's journey into...
Chapter 3: Classes
12 classes: Barbarian, Bard, Cleric, Druid, Fighter, Monk, Paladin, Ranger, Rogue, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard.
I'm happy about the including Warlock. I thought it was a solid addition to the core classes. I'm unhappy about paladin and ranger. I always felt they would be better served as PrCs. But... meh. No biggie.
barbarian
Okay... No surprises here... The particulars of the math escape me at the moment, but I'm getting the idea. I wish I knew what advantage was, or how many actions I can take in a minute. What resistance means, since it has no stats with it. I like the unlimited rage at level 20. Not the most impressive capstone, but thematic.
Okay... choose a path?
Ability score improvement
I can't increase any ability over 20? huh? *reads back* it says, AS NORMAL, you can't increase over 20 using this feature. It was never mentioned before this point.
Extra attack is a class feature now...
Paths: the frenzy path, Totem path, Ehhh.... meh.
It seems okay.
Bard
bards have 9th level spells. Okay. I can deal.
They have colleges... Okay. not bad.
You know, I could be okay with this.
Cleric
Okay... nothing- Once a week miracle? Ehhh... I hate 1/week powers. But you can use it until it works, assuming you take a nap inbetween attempts...
nope. I hate it. It's annoying as hell for me as a DM.
Turn undead... stat increases... domains... blah blah blah.
Domains of knowledge, light, life, Tempest, Trickery, War
You know, this is what I hated about 4th. You have like... hundreds of domains to choose from and how many do you give us? 6. You give us 6 domains. You want me to be happy with cleric? Give me one hundred domains. Give me something to use, right out of the PHB. You can include dragonborn and drow, you can give me choices.
Druid
Okay Druids have "Circles" Shape changing, Fast spell recovery or super shapeshifter...
Meh. nothing unexpected here.
Fighter
Choose combat style... Ehh.
Martial Archtypes: Crit master, Manuver guy, Gish.
I don't understand the crit system
the maneuvers suck. I guess ToB Spoiled me.
Sucky gish.
*DEEP BREATH* Annnnnnnddd....
MONK
Usual Wis Bonus to AC
Free Finesse?
Extra attack - Dur.
Spend Ki pool... For more attacks? Dodge Bonus to AC? Bonus move? Okay...
Three "ways" of the monk
Whoa. Evasion is now 7th level?
Automatic dispell of mind affecting or fear as an action? Nice.
Hey, Falling is made simpler.
Capstone, unlimited Ki pool recharge.
Hey quiverpalm doesn't suck so much... or does it? I'm not sure if that's alot of damage or not.
Way of shadow... Not bad.
Four elements? Oh, you gte some elemental based spells that you can spend Ki on. You're like a sucky psionist with a really limited spell list.
You know, monk had no where to go but up. Not sure how much, however. I need to get the combat section and roll some dice.
Paladin
5th level spells? Hmm.
Ya know... I can't find where it says you have an alignment restriction.
Okay, Paladins have oaths.
Holy paladin, Nature Paladin, and Kick Evil's ass paladin
Wow. That last one is basically "Paladin with an automatic out when I want to do evil things." as long as you are "greater good" and "any means nessisary" Erg....
And as a capstone, I can get wings. Nice.
Ranger
5th level spells....
Meh. Honestly. Meh. No surprises
Rogue
No Surprises.
Oh, wait... archytype, arcane trickster. Rogue that gets up to 4th level spells. meh.
Sorcerer
Yay! 2nd level spells at 3rd level!
They get "origins" Dragon origin! Ooo...
Metamagic... cool.
No. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! No God damn WILD MAGE SORCERS!!! ARG!
It comes with a STUPID RANDOM TABLE!! in the PHB ! One of the CORE CLASSES it a spellcaster with a built in God-Damn Rod of WONDER!
HATE HATE HATE HATE!!! There's always some player who LOVEs these things and then I have to put up with these damn random tables.
Grow a beard of feathers until I sneeze, then it disappears.
I can turn into a potted plant.
A unicorn appears.
Holy crap I can roll save or die spells to use on people to turn them to sheep.
And of course, butterflies. ALWAYS WITH THE DAMN BUTTERFLIES
Do you hate me WotC? Do you hate your DMs? Huh? Is that it? You want to punish us? What did we do you to, WotC?
I'll have to look at this more later. I think it has possibilities.
And finally...
Wizard
Wizards can do a quick recovery of spells during a short rest. Recover half your level in expended spells once a day. Why? because wizards don't cast enough spells, that's why.
You must pick a school, but you no longer must drop a school for specializing. So I get more awesome at one school, but I am still a generalist.
Ya know. I feel drained. I'm going to sleep. I think I'm just going to skip around if I choose to finish this. I already feel...
Look, I like the different "paths" It's like trying to make PrCs built into the base classes. I get it. So tell me. Why do 11 classes get 2 or 3 choices, but wizards get 8?
I'm also quickly thinking that there is no multiclassing. or PrCs, but it's explained out of order, so... whatever.
I may just delete this. I'm just getting a headache and it's pissing me off. I wanted to give this a fair shake but I just feel like its... I dunno. Talking down to me? Yet at the same time trying to confuse me. It doesn't want me to look under the hood. They've worked hard to remove numbers and keep things vague. I can see how in some respects it might streamline things, but in others...
I don't care anymore. I'm going to bed.
BTW, Typing as I read. No editing. Pure reaction, nothing more.