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I just discovered the cutest monster in 3.X/Pathfinder
« on: March 27, 2015, 12:01:27 AM »


Behold, the Water Chinchilla!

Water Chinchilla CR 1/3
XP 135
N Tiny animal
Init +2

Defense
AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 10 (+2 Dex, +2 size)
hp 6 (1d8+2)
Fort +4, Ref -1, Will +0

Offense
Speed 30ft., swim 30ft.
Melee bite -2 (1d3-4)

Statistics
Str 3, Dex 8, Con 14, Int 2, Wis 10, Cha 14
Base Atk +1; CMB +1; CMD 7
Languages None
Ecology
Environment River
Organization solitary, cage (3-7), barrel (8-20)
Treasure none
Special Abilities

Purify Water (Su) A water chinchilla placed in any liquid will absorb up to two gallons of the liquid into their body. Once at least one gallon is absorbed in this way the water chinchilla will loose it's land speed but gain +2 natural armor due to swelling. If squeezed, any liquid inside the water chinchilla will be wringed-out, this does not harm the water chinchilla. Liquid that has passed in and out of a water chinchilla in this manner is treated as if it has had the Purify Food and Drink spell cast on it with a caster level equal to the water chinchilla's hit dice. A water chinchilla may only purify 2 gallons of liquid per day in this manner.  A water chinchilla that absorbs a liquid is subject to the same negative effects that would be inflicted upon it if it drank that liquid, though it gains a +2 bonus to Fortitude saves against the effects of those liquids.

Water chinchillas are small, almost spherical creatures with gray fur. They have large rabbit like ears. When a water chinchilla touches water they absorb it and swell up like a balloon allowing them to swim around easily.


BTW, this is from Sands of Eiklatha, a 3rd party Pathfinder setting set in a desert land.  Also, water chinchillas can be sold individually or in water-filled barrels of 10.

And yes, you can get them as a familiar.

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Re: I just discovered the cutest monster in 3.X/Pathfinder
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2015, 12:12:28 AM »

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Re: I just discovered the cutest monster in 3.X/Pathfinder
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2015, 12:39:39 AM »
1. I always thought 2nd edition rust monsters were cute. 3rd edition made them ugly.

2. Is that a picture of lex luthor?
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Re: I just discovered the cutest monster in 3.X/Pathfinder
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2015, 12:41:41 AM »
Captain Black actually.  From Jackie Chan adventures.

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Re: I just discovered the cutest monster in 3.X/Pathfinder
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2015, 01:52:10 AM »
If you really want uncanny resemblances...

Jade Chan and Azula from Avatar are long lost twins.
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Re: I just discovered the cutest monster in 3.X/Pathfinder
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2015, 02:17:25 AM »

And yes, you can get them as a familiar.

I would get waaay too attached to said familiar.  TO the point of freaking out if the DM offed him.



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Re: I just discovered the cutest monster in 3.X/Pathfinder
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2015, 02:53:08 AM »

And yes, you can get them as a familiar.

I would get waaay too attached to said familiar.  TO the point of freaking out if the DM offed him.



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Re: I just discovered the cutest monster in 3.X/Pathfinder
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2015, 02:54:37 AM »
I think we've had it a while, it just doesnt see much use.

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Re: I just discovered the cutest monster in 3.X/Pathfinder
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2015, 02:54:26 PM »

And yes, you can get them as a familiar.

I would get waaay too attached to said familiar.  TO the point of freaking out if the DM offed him.



"You killed Squeakers? YOU KILLED SQUEAKERS!!"   :chairhit

Isn't that the correct response for someone murdering your familiar?

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Re: I just discovered the cutest monster in 3.X/Pathfinder
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2015, 06:20:08 AM »
The correct response for death of a familiar is to eliminate the closest large population, raise them as undead and have them scour the planes for the culprit. Then politely inform the party and GM that everyone will be sitting in a field for a year and a day so you can get another one. Flesh to stone may be required. And some way to clean up pigeon droppings.  ;)

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Re: I just discovered the cutest monster in 3.X/Pathfinder
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2015, 03:21:16 PM »
 :D ... cute, and the familiar's name is Sham-Wow.


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Re: I just discovered the cutest monster in 3.X/Pathfinder
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2015, 04:48:53 PM »
:D ... cute, and the familiar's name is Sham-Wow.
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So the Familiar has a Level 1 Expert as a cohort who does nothing but extoll his virtues to passing mages while preaching the evils of Scientology?

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Re: I just discovered the cutest monster in 3.X/Pathfinder
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2015, 04:25:51 PM »
2. Is that a picture of lex luthor?

Close enough, actually. They have the same voice actor.
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