Author Topic: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop... (Read 198242 times)

RobbyPants · « **Reply #800 on:** November 26, 2013, 09:52:32 PM »

"I know! That's what I'm saying!"

bhu · « **Reply #801 on:** November 27, 2013, 08:31:09 PM »

As the Goblin flees a hairy man with the biggest beard you haver ever seen is escorted in.

"Why she hain't bigger'n a corn nut."

"How many of these people are there?"

"Were killing time till the guy we picked out for you shows. People in out professions are an eclectic lot and can't be too choosy. You know that, else we wouldn't be doing this."

"You people got any whisky?"

bhu · « **Reply #802 on:** December 01, 2013, 10:05:33 PM »

A sentient blob wonders over towards Teo.

"So does your species reproduce by mitosis? Whats all this mating stuff people keep blathering about."

bhu · « **Reply #803 on:** December 03, 2013, 10:10:40 PM »

There is a hammering upon the door.

"OPEN UP YOU DIRTY CUNTS WE KNOW YER IN THERE!"

A room full of heavily armed women stares at the door.

jojolagger · « **Reply #804 on:** December 03, 2013, 11:00:03 PM »

Laser spider is suddenly very interested in the potential fight behind the door.

radmelon · « **Reply #805 on:** December 04, 2013, 05:25:22 PM »

Teo, reaching to open the door, takes a moment to make peace with his god before remembering he doesn't have one. Mind set at ease, he throws the door open in such a way as to be out of the path of any marauding invaders.

bhu · « **Reply #806 on:** December 04, 2013, 06:59:02 PM »

Standing there is a male Drow bearing some sort of staff, clad in black plate mail.

"FOUL ABOMINATIONS PREPARE TO MEET YOUR...wait is that a Medusa? Where the fuck are the Ghosts? What the fuck is this, a party? Do you people know their place is haunted?"

"What was that 'cunt' remark?"

"Fuck you, were priests, we don't need to apologize for anything."

"You have no idea who we are do you?"

"Whores? This is the Velvet Fist..."

"Whores..."

Sir Shadow · « **Reply #807 on:** December 04, 2013, 07:34:28 PM »

Bartholomeow walks forward between the door and the guests, calmly, raising his hands in a placating manner, "Ladies, ladies. I'm sure our friend, the drow here, has no idea what he's just walked into and is very sorry for what he just implied. But I think I have a solution..." He whips his hand around at the man, fangs showing, "Mop the floor with these misogynistic sonsovbitches!"

VennDygrem · « **Reply #808 on:** December 04, 2013, 08:00:52 PM »

El Cangrejo sets down his drink. "Excuse me, ladies. This shall take only uno momento."

The large man strides up to the door and says, "Sir, I think you are making a bit of a mistake. Perhaps you do not know what happened to your hermanos who attempted to cause troubles earlier. You are welcome to find out if we must step outside, but you are not welcome inside the premises. And, mi amigo, you may believe it or not believe it, but the ladies are capable of dispensing far more humiliating deaths for you than I can imagine. I would probably just crush your neck. This is just a matter of facts."

bhu · « **Reply #809 on:** December 04, 2013, 08:27:47 PM »

[sarcasm]"Yes as a wielder of powerful magics I frequently find myself disadvantaged by illiterate barbarians, apprentices, and prostitutes. Give us the ghosts and we won't fireball this pit back to the Hell it came from."[/sarcasm]

VennDygrem · « **Reply #810 on:** December 04, 2013, 09:46:39 PM »

"Jaja~! You mistake my accent for an inability to read. This is adorable. No, pendejo, I think your ego is in attempts to write checks which your body shall have no opportunity to cash. You have beef here, perhaps, but no business. You are free to your opinions, but this building and its inhabitants are protected. Perhaps you should like to take your complaints up with the Sheriff's office, but do not come here looking for trouble."

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jojolagger · « **Reply #811 on:** December 04, 2013, 10:29:53 PM »

Invisible spider glides over to the drow, preparing to drop onto the back of his neck should he try anything.

bhu · « **Reply #812 on:** December 04, 2013, 10:47:48 PM »

venn

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RobbyPants · « **Reply #813 on:** December 05, 2013, 07:53:06 AM »

Mustave is grinning ear to ear... and palming two acid flasks.

bhu · « **Reply #814 on:** December 05, 2013, 07:21:38 PM »

The young lady who was chatting with Bartholomeow excuses herself and stomps toward the door.

She glares for a moment at the assembled Clerics before removing her pants, doing an about face, and shitting a massive, stinking Balor into the night sky.

The Balor looks down at the head Cleric, grabs him by the neck and says "Nothing personal."

It's at this point all Hell breaks loose.

WHat is everyone doing

RobbyPants · « **Reply #815 on:** December 05, 2013, 09:12:51 PM »

Mustave is getting behind a table for cover, keeping the two acid flasks in his hands. If any drow gets more than five feet away from the allies/bystanders, Mustave will throw a barrage of flasks at him (he'd like to avoid splash damage). If they stay huddled together, he will cast Glitterdust instead (DC 14).

bhu · « **Reply #816 on:** December 05, 2013, 09:15:23 PM »

Everyone should prolly roll nishutive too

VennDygrem · « **Reply #817 on:** December 05, 2013, 10:16:54 PM »

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RobbyPants · « **Reply #818 on:** December 07, 2013, 11:15:56 AM »

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bhu · « **Reply #819 on:** December 07, 2013, 04:02:29 PM »

SIr Shadow, Radmelon, and Jojo?

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