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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #820 on: December 07, 2013, 08:18:03 PM »
Rolled 1d20+3 : 14 + 3, total 17

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #821 on: December 08, 2013, 12:31:15 PM »

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #822 on: December 08, 2013, 02:28:50 PM »
Rolled 1d20+5 : 5 + 5, total 10
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #823 on: December 08, 2013, 04:54:10 PM »
Round 1

Radmelon, NPC Guild Members 17
Sir Shadow 14
Assassins 13
Robby, Venn 11
Jojo 10
Clerics 8

Teo gets first strike!

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #824 on: December 11, 2013, 08:06:34 PM »
Teo proceeds to give the nearest cultist a flying kick in the face while screaming unintelligably.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #825 on: December 11, 2013, 08:38:52 PM »
The Guilds NPC members take up defensive positions to protect guests and make sure the other entrabces are covered whilst yelling for everyone to get out of the door to give them clear shots.

Sir Shadow is up :D

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #826 on: December 12, 2013, 06:46:36 PM »
Bartholomeow grins, absolutely loving the madness. He scurries to the side before rising his hands as the air around him begins to hum with arcane energies! He had some new tricks up his sleeve that he wanted to try out, and this confusion was a good place to give it a shot.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #827 on: December 12, 2013, 10:41:40 PM »
The assassins group around the Medusa, wands and weapons drawn, grinning in anticipation.

"Let 'em inside.  Go ahead let 'em."

The ghosts i.e. the staff appear to have vamoosed.

robby and venn you're up

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #828 on: December 13, 2013, 08:25:59 AM »
If Mustave can hit just the enemies and no allies with a Glitterdust (10' radius), he does so (Will save DC 14).

If he cannot cast it without including allies, he instead five-foot-steps toward the clerics and whips three acid flasks at the leader (who is hopefully flat-footed since he hasn't acted yet):
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #829 on: December 14, 2013, 01:28:42 AM »
You get one acid vial in.  He looks pissed!

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #830 on: December 19, 2013, 09:21:39 PM »
El Cangrejo strides up to the opponent who seems like the biggest threat, and grabs him. His hands grow into huge pincers as he reaches out, latching on with tremendous strength!

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #831 on: December 19, 2013, 09:53:55 PM »
He is a'hurtin'!!

Jojo is up :D

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #832 on: December 19, 2013, 10:11:37 PM »
Talupadeson will move to hover just above the outside of the door, facing down, and fires a bolt of energy at the cultists.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #833 on: December 20, 2013, 01:42:31 AM »
Well the head Cleric is pretty messed up.  He attempts to escape the grapple after being blasted in the face.
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4339100/  Venn you need to beat a 19

The rest of them lift their scythes and scream "BUFF SPELL" in unison.

Okay it's not that meta, but you get teh idea...

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #834 on: December 20, 2013, 07:41:26 AM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #835 on: December 20, 2013, 07:29:24 PM »
his lack of faith is disturbing  :smirk

Round 2

Radmelon, NPC Guild Members 17
Sir Shadow 14
Assassins 13
Robby, Venn 11
Jojo 10
Clerics 8

Teo is staring down a pack of heavily armored whackadoodles bearing sickles.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #836 on: December 23, 2013, 10:23:48 PM »
Teo rears back and drives his fist into the nearest cultist.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #837 on: December 24, 2013, 12:43:31 AM »
He voices his lack of appreciation by questioning your parentage. 

Sir Shadow is up as the NPC's are taking defensive positions and readying to blast anything that comes through the door

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #838 on: December 24, 2013, 11:19:34 PM »
Bartholomeow utters some spookity magical words and thrusts his hands forward! Wind and snow appears from nowhere and blasts a group of the cultists in a flurry of sleet!

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #839 on: December 24, 2013, 11:59:42 PM »
They are rendered most unhappy...

The assassins renew their plea for those standing out in front to move aside so they can unleash hell

Venn and RObby are up!