Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day

[VennDygrem]

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You posted that the guards seemed put off by my presence, since I seem like hired muscle. Bigsley simply responded to that.

Bigsley opens up his chestplate, revealing the empty space inside.

"I assure you, that would be quite impossible. If I am to believe what I was told, this proposed mate must possess a pulse. I have not had one of those for a little while, now."

[littha]

Cusic waves at the catgirl and completely blanks the rest of the crowd.

[bhu]

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You posted that the guards seemed put off by my presence, since I seem like hired muscle. Bigsley simply responded to that.

Bigsley opens up his chestplate, revealing the empty space inside.

"I assure you, that would be quite impossible. If I am to believe what I was told, this proposed mate must possess a pulse. I have not had one of those for a little while, now."

"There's potions for that..."

[bhu]

Cusic waves at the catgirl and completely blanks the rest of the crowd.

"You fuckin' deaf?  Where's the owner?"

"I has noms!"

"Maybe you'd like help with crowd control?"

"You look hot, are you an experienced bath toweler?"

"FREE HIPPOS NOW!!"

[Nanshork]

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"Any advice?"

[Sir Shadow]

@BHU

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Bartholomeow avoids the hell out of the protesters and attempts to head into the Guild proper. He looks for common areas where job postings and commissions might be listed.

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A young girl of indeterminate furry race approaches.  "Can I help you sir?"  Her robes indicate she's a young student.

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Bartholomeow regards the student for a moment, "Yes, actually... I'm looking for the main assignment office. Or perhaps even a jobs notice board if there is anything that simple."

[jojolagger]

"You fuckin' deaf?  Where's the owner?"

I'm sorry, but you seem to have our establishment mistaken for another type of business. As such, there is no owner of a shithole brothel here. Unless your here expecting to sabotage the competition.

"Maybe you'd like help with crowd control?"

I think I can handle that, be we are always looking for new recruits, especially if you think your capable of it.

"You look hot, are you an experienced bath toweler?"

I'd advise you to back off, while you yet live.

"FREE HIPPOS NOW!!"

No, we aren't running a give away right now. you seem upset, is there something you'd like to talk about?

"I has noms!"

So you do. And what brings you here today?

[konnerthefirst]

"We need a big sign, Advertising we are an Adventuers Guild, with maybe some text under neath saying not a brothel" Joseph says a loud to  no one inparticular

[RobbyPants]

Mustave

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The trip to the Market is uneventful.  There's an entire street there for booze of all kinds, plus various stalls scattered about the marketplace who don't want to compete on the main drag.  What's your poison the hard stuff, beer/ale, or wine?

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I'd like something akin to amaretto. Not too potent, sweet, and enjoyable on its own without mixing. I'd like two or three bottles (enough to last a while).

I'd like to keep the cost down to 10gp per bottle or less (I'd assume 10gp is some pretty pricey stuff).

Also, he'd like to get two lowball glasses.

[bhu]

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"Any advice?"

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"Yer new girlfriend wins any arguments.  Yer a new Guild unfamiliar with the way things work.  People will try to take advantage so assume they're bullshittin'.  Or at least not telling you everything in hopes you'll agree to the job before finding out teh full details.  Yer house is haunted, find a way to live with them.  Clerics have tried getting rid of them in the past.  You do know your secretary is a vampire right?"

You know you've seen the Dryad in the daylight before...

[bhu]

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Bartholomeow regards the student for a moment, "Yes, actually... I'm looking for the main assignment office. Or perhaps even a jobs notice board if there is anything that simple."

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"Are you working for us officially, or an Adventurer's GUild, or maybe both?"

[bhu]

Mustave

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The trip to the Market is uneventful.  There's an entire street there for booze of all kinds, plus various stalls scattered about the marketplace who don't want to compete on the main drag.  What's your poison the hard stuff, beer/ale, or wine?

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I'd like something akin to amaretto. Not too potent, sweet, and enjoyable on its own without mixing. I'd like two or three bottles (enough to last a while).

I'd like to keep the cost down to 10gp per bottle or less (I'd assume 10gp is some pretty pricey stuff).

Also, he'd like to get two lowball glasses.

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You find someone willing to get you the lot for a gp

[RobbyPants]

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You find someone willing to get you the lot for a gp

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Mustave heads back. Now he just needs to find some free time and remember how to get ahold of his ghostly friend...

[bhu]

"Don't bullshit me everyone knows what this place is.  You ain't foolin' us."

"I has an appointments?"

"I'll uh...I'll just hang out till you deal with the mob..."

"THAT'S FUCKIN' RACIST!!!"

"Hey relax buddy.  I ain't gay I was talkin' to the kitty girl."

"We know you're keeping a poor defenseless animal captive!! Release him now or there will be vengeance!"

[littha]

Cusic disappears inside and returns with the hippo in her arms. "Its so Squidgy and fun."

[bhu]

"Using animals for sexual purposes is against the law."

"OMG IT'S SO SNUGGLY I COULD DIE!:

"Nice mascot."

"Oh man you people are freaks...I'm outta here."

"ANIMALS ARE NOT FOR YOUR PERSONAL FUN!"

[jojolagger]

"OMG IT'S SO SNUGGLY I COULD DIE!:

"Nice mascot."

Okay, could you please come inside? (only to those two)

"Using animals for sexual purposes is against the law."

"ANIMALS ARE NOT FOR YOUR PERSONAL FUN!"

Please either leave or form a neat line so as to present your grievances one by one.

[Monotremeancer]

Bill comes out to join the others at the door and sighs before he start to speak. We never get a quiet moment, do we? What is all the commotion about this time and do you need a hand?

[bhu]

They actually form a line.  First up is the Orc.

"I still say it's racist calling us a mob.  Racist squirrel employin' motherfuckers...now where was i...oh yes.  I'm here to ensure you're Guild doesn't discriminate against people of uncommon race."

[bhu]

Bill comes out to join the others at the door and sighs before he start to speak. We never get a quiet moment, do we? What is all the commotion about this time and do you need a hand?

"Oh hai! I came with this fruit basket!"

she quickly leans forward and whispers to you

"I'm from teh Guild.  This basket contains the instructions for our meeting in two days."