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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #521 on: May 02, 2013, 05:29:57 PM »
They're being idiots is what they're being...

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #522 on: May 02, 2013, 05:57:43 PM »
I love how the general idea around this either way is that kids are brainless and can't make their own choices.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #523 on: May 02, 2013, 06:37:14 PM »
I love the clips they showed. Those were hilarious. Are those actually from Planned Parenthood, or are they something they mocked up?

"There's a penis on my body. Cool."
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #525 on: May 02, 2013, 07:57:21 PM »
Here's the lengths some men will go to to not have to go shopping.

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This bitch is an inspiration to ALL men who have to suffer this sort of abuse..

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart

Dear Mrs. Woolf,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras":

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-
minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the
employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of
chips.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children
obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Emergency Medics were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the Sports department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly
humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in
here.' One of the Staff passed out.

I wonder if I'll have to go along on many more shopping trips?

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #526 on: May 02, 2013, 08:28:54 PM »
Yep, I've gotten that email a couple of times ...
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #527 on: May 05, 2013, 10:09:18 PM »
So this game, Montreal and Ottawa.  Holy cow.  I've never seen as many penalty minutes called in such a short time before.  50 minute in one instance of fighting.  All 10 players on the ice were given penalties.    That's 50 minutes.  Shortly after this was all sorted out (like 15 minutes), Ottawa scores.  Then more penalties.  Then more.  There are 20 players on a bench at one time (18 players and two goalies).  There was a time when both teams had their 4 players on ice (and then a goalie each) and then only 5 players on the bench.  Simple math: that's 9 players, half the team, in the box at once.  It's so bad that they have forwards playing defense.  The score is so bad one of ottawa's player's has his first three playoff goals all scored in this period.  As of 1:00 left, yet another fight, yet another Ottawa power play.  And now it's over, 237 total minutes, 125 to Montreal, 107 to Ottawa.  Not the record, but holy cow did they rack up a lot of minutes here.  Final score: 6-1.  Wow.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #528 on: May 06, 2013, 11:30:40 PM »
So this game, Montreal and Ottawa.  Holy cow.  I've never seen as many penalty minutes called in such a short time before.  50 minute in one instance of fighting.  All 10 players on the ice were given penalties.    That's 50 minutes.  Shortly after this was all sorted out (like 15 minutes), Ottawa scores.  Then more penalties.  Then more.  There are 20 players on a bench at one time (18 players and two goalies).  There was a time when both teams had their 4 players on ice (and then a goalie each) and then only 5 players on the bench.  Simple math: that's 9 players, half the team, in the box at once.  It's so bad that they have forwards playing defense.  The score is so bad one of ottawa's player's has his first three playoff goals all scored in this period.  As of 1:00 left, yet another fight, yet another Ottawa power play.  And now it's over, 237 total minutes, 125 to Montreal, 107 to Ottawa.  Not the record, but holy cow did they rack up a lot of minutes here.  Final score: 6-1.  Wow.

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #531 on: May 07, 2013, 05:09:34 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #533 on: May 11, 2013, 11:32:41 AM »
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #534 on: May 11, 2013, 02:54:47 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #535 on: May 11, 2013, 02:56:16 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #538 on: May 16, 2013, 12:59:45 AM »
Truly Oglaf is one of the funniest comics out there.

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