Greetings and salutations to the multitudes of this fine collective. I have now arrived among your ranks, you may cheer rapturously
or lament in despair
as you see appropriate. I am New Yorker of attitude and humor, so be forewarned I am lacking in subtlety and likely to make big waves even when polite. I am also a stealthy hunter with a light step and silent when I do not have something vital or funny to say, so you may not see me coming or leaving, only the effect I've had when and if I choose to make one.
Enjoy me
Philip
