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Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« on: November 14, 2011, 05:31:53 PM »
Based on an old structure we used to do in improv class.  In exactly four words, what's the worst character concept you can come up with for 3.5?

I'll start:

"Vow of Poverty Artificer."


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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2011, 05:34:51 PM »
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2011, 05:37:25 PM »
My character from FATAL*

*disclaimer I have never, ever played FATAL.

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2011, 05:37:45 PM »
Based on an old structure we used to do in improv class.  In exactly four words, what's the worst character concept you can come up with for 3.5?

I'll start:

"Vow of Poverty Artificer."


Next?
Ohhh snap. I lol'd: Kudos  :lol
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2011, 05:42:52 PM »
"Just About Any Monk"
"Commoner With Corpse Flaw"

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2011, 05:45:44 PM »
So he's Elminster's cousin...
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2011, 05:46:14 PM »
Dual bastard sword warmage.

Actually, screw that.

Dual katana warmage gish.
"Whoops, forgot to roll my fire and holy damage."
"I doubt she's going to make a DC 111 Fort save, anyway."

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2011, 05:46:55 PM »
So he's Elminster's cousin...
Duel scimitar wielding Drow
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2011, 05:49:01 PM »
"Took Skill Focus: Basketweaving."

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2011, 05:49:35 PM »
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2011, 05:54:34 PM »
My character from FATAL*

*disclaimer I have never, ever played FATAL.

oh god, /thread

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2011, 05:58:22 PM »
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"Just About Any Monk"
I find nothing wrong with that concept... execution kills it.

now...

"The UMD based Monk"  :nonono
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2011, 06:00:59 PM »
"Commoner with two con"

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2011, 06:11:32 PM »
Giacomo's stupid UMD monk.

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2011, 06:13:28 PM »
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2011, 06:18:20 PM »

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2011, 06:31:25 PM »
My character from FATAL*

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

JaronK

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2011, 06:31:57 PM »
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2011, 06:59:24 PM »
My character from FATAL*

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

JaronK
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2011, 07:36:00 PM »
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