Author Topic: Things that make you LoL (Part 3) (Read 267684 times)

bhu · « **Reply #240 on:** August 10, 2014, 05:12:00 PM »

http://cheezburger.com/8281203200

Amechra · « **Reply #241 on:** August 16, 2014, 05:24:05 PM »

KratoBear!

Admit it, you'd totally play God of War if it starred a bear.

Libertad · « **Reply #242 on:** August 16, 2014, 05:25:50 PM »

Jerry Seinfeld and the gang play D&D:

StreamOfTheSky · « **Reply #243 on:** August 16, 2014, 08:03:31 PM »

Quote from: Libertad on August 16, 2014, 05:25:50 PM

Jerry Seinfeld and the gang play D&D:

This should be a whole series of comics!

bhu · « **Reply #244 on:** August 16, 2014, 08:18:03 PM »

We must stat Kratobear!

http://cheezburger.com/8284814080

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #245 on:** August 16, 2014, 10:28:36 PM »

Easy:

30 STR, 10 DEX, 40 CON, 0 INT, 0 WIS, 0 CHA.

Because Kratos is, and forever shall be, a bitch.

Yes, I would play God of War if it starred a bear, but unfortunately, it stars Kratos.

Amechra · « **Reply #246 on:** August 16, 2014, 11:26:43 PM »

Quote from: Kuroimaken on August 16, 2014, 10:28:36 PM

Easy:

30 STR, 10 DEX, 40 CON, 0 INT, 0 WIS, 0 CHA.

Because Kratos is, and forever shall be, a bitch.

Yes, I would play God of War if it starred a bear, but unfortunately, it stars Kratos.

That would put him in 3 comas at once. They should be 1s (because Kratos can walk and talk, albeit in a Kratos manner.)

The really hilarious thing about God of War is that a.Kratos is the name of the Greek personification of Might and Strength and b. the entire series boils down to Kratos trying to kill himself in a way that sticks.

(I know this because I've watched a Let's Play of the entire trilogy. GoW, like Asura's Wrath, is a better video series than a game.)

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #247 on:** August 17, 2014, 08:03:10 AM »

Which he DESERVES to be. Besides, he's player-controlled.

As I recall, his only deed of any worth in myth was helping chain up Prometheus. Otherwise, he just wrestled a giant snake repeatedly, and failed miserably at it.

I find that a bad comparison, by the by. Asura's Wrath is AWESOME to watch. GoW is meh.

Sinfire Titan · « **Reply #248 on:** August 18, 2014, 12:56:41 AM »

Quote from: Kuroimaken on August 17, 2014, 08:03:10 AM

Which he DESERVES to be. Besides, he's player-controlled.

As I recall, his only deed of any worth in myth was helping chain up Prometheus. Otherwise, he just wrestled a giant snake repeatedly, and failed miserably at it.

Every time it looked like he was going to lose, Zeus stepped in and canceled the fight. He literally never won the wrestling matches.

It's like the ancient Greeks knew what we'd watch on WWE...