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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #340 on: October 31, 2014, 11:24:50 PM »
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Andrew Johnson A man with no legs in a wheelchair attempted to punch my car downtown today. I was leaving a parking lot, and he was about to cross over the depression in the sidewalk at the exit of this lot. I gestured to let him go first, and he immediately screeched. This was a wailing-banshee style scream, too. Horrible. He then started to slowly wheel himself closer to my car, and raised one of his fists... This didn't help him much, and he just began to turn... having only propelled one side of his wheelchair in the previous stride, since he was too busy threatening me to actually -get- to me. He turned back around, still screeching, and got into the middle of the exit, screeched more, still, and straight up charged my car.

Lucky for me, I guess, I escaped unscathed because I was driving a car and he was a lunatic with no legs who would periodically pirouette with rage.

that was a response on an associates facebook page.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #341 on: November 01, 2014, 05:13:33 AM »
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Andrew Johnson A man with no legs in a wheelchair attempted to punch my car downtown today. I was leaving a parking lot, and he was about to cross over the depression in the sidewalk at the exit of this lot. I gestured to let him go first, and he immediately screeched. This was a wailing-banshee style scream, too. Horrible. He then started to slowly wheel himself closer to my car, and raised one of his fists... This didn't help him much, and he just began to turn... having only propelled one side of his wheelchair in the previous stride, since he was too busy threatening me to actually -get- to me. He turned back around, still screeching, and got into the middle of the exit, screeched more, still, and straight up charged my car.

Lucky for me, I guess, I escaped unscathed because I was driving a car and he was a lunatic with no legs who would periodically pirouette with rage.

that was a response on an associates facebook page.
I need to see this on video!

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #342 on: November 01, 2014, 06:29:28 AM »
ya, i wish
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #343 on: November 01, 2014, 06:57:53 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXO44xIvyuYThe Hunger Games Musical: Mockingjay Parody - Peeta's Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am1tzttZ8PcThe Hunger Games Musical: Mockingjay Parody - Katniss' Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cayQGVTwjs The Hunger Games Musical: Mockingjay Parody - Gale's Song


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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #345 on: November 03, 2014, 04:17:59 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #346 on: November 05, 2014, 11:52:04 AM »
This story made me LOL, but also feel bad about myself...
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #347 on: November 05, 2014, 03:29:42 PM »
This story made me LOL, but also feel bad about myself...
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #348 on: November 07, 2014, 05:47:39 PM »
Re-watching all of the old south park episodes...

Oldie but goldie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VILgSsesD0
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #350 on: November 13, 2014, 01:54:27 PM »
Still laughing my guts out because it's so ridiculous.  Ivy League students ask Rick Perry for anal sex during campus visit

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #351 on: November 16, 2014, 05:59:19 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #353 on: November 17, 2014, 03:34:19 AM »
That was pretty good  :clap

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #354 on: November 18, 2014, 09:49:36 AM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plushophilia#Autoplushophilia

I believe SolEiji might be interested in this...
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #355 on: November 18, 2014, 04:56:53 PM »
http://cheezburger.com/66291969

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #356 on: November 25, 2014, 12:28:22 AM »
both popped up tonight and made me chuckle





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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #357 on: November 25, 2014, 03:11:56 AM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plushophilia#Autoplushophilia

I believe SolEiji might be interested in this...

Silly, plushies are not for that kind of use!  For one, I'm pretty sure we're radioactive inside, we'll cancer your dick off.  Also, everyone knows you get more plushies when you [REDACTED] an entire bowl of Frosted [DATA EXPUNGED] 3 plungers are required for the removal of [CENSORED] which Raineh Daze's hat is known to come from, as does the [DEAR GOD WHY] dwarves dressed as Mickey Mouse [WAT] revealing that the Strata game is all a ploy to have Frogman [NOPE] 40 lbs of fudge.

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #358 on: November 25, 2014, 05:24:46 AM »
Noobcomic updates slowly as heck, but after this many years still quite funny.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #359 on: November 25, 2014, 03:36:09 PM »
Man, i encountered that comic years ago. Ages, in fact. I thought it had stopped updating, and never really bothered again. Thanks for sharing, i'll track it down and binge read it all over again.
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