Author Topic: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness  (Read 165792 times)

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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #241 on: October 30, 2014, 07:31:22 PM »
edit --- I am going to buy an old Hearse some day as my daily driver car. 
I've always wanted to do that...
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #242 on: October 30, 2014, 07:46:04 PM »

edit --- I am going to buy an old Hearse some day as my daily driver car.  You know, save the safety dudes some work.  Tow my car to the graveyard mo-fos and bury me in it.  Play the tune Swing Low Sweet Cadillac by Dizzy Gillespie, at ridiculously high volume.  Gallows humor yes ...

If you do this you need to drive slowly through neighborhoods, sharking people.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #243 on: October 30, 2014, 08:25:43 PM »
So i have poontang,


I had that exact picture in my head when i posted this. TY
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #244 on: October 30, 2014, 11:16:28 PM »
I had to tell my brother, that he could quit his job and spend $5 a day on cheap liquor for the rest of his life
and leave it hanging out there as a statement.

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edit --- I am going to buy an old Hearse some day as my daily driver car.  You know, save the safety dudes some work.  Tow my car to the graveyard mo-fos and bury me in it.  Play the tune Swing Low Sweet Cadillac by Dizzy Gillespie, at ridiculously high volume.  Gallows humor yes ...

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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #245 on: October 31, 2014, 03:58:55 PM »
My bloody smiley face ... sweet bloody smiley face ...  :whistle


Hey, Bruj + Kuroi, is Brazil gonna explode or survive, the recent election?


For my own "rant" (not really a rant... just a dissappointment): I joined a game on another site, I was really excited about the ideas behind the campaign world, and made what I thought would be a fun character... and then in my first post I basically inadvertently ruined the whole character idea for someone else...

They're playing an outsider who is kind of brain-damaged and doesn't know what/who they are, and wanted to RP out "discovering" this... and I'm playing a guy obsessed with the planes...

So having made my knowledge check, I walked up to their character and opened with "So... you're a BLAH BLAH BLAH!? That's cool!"

Game has came to a complete halt at the intro phase now... with some discussion about expectations in the OOC, but nothing at all for 24 hrs...  :banghead

I apologized, offered to retract it, explained my actions, even edited my post slightly (to make it a whisper instead of out loud)... basically to no effect... so far at least. I really hope this doesn't kill the game...

Yeah that sucks.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #246 on: October 31, 2014, 04:32:44 PM »
For my own "rant" (not really a rant... just a dissappointment): I joined a game on another site, I was really excited about the ideas behind the campaign world, and made what I thought would be a fun character... and then in my first post I basically inadvertently ruined the whole character idea for someone else...

They're playing an outsider who is kind of brain-damaged and doesn't know what/who they are, and wanted to RP out "discovering" this... and I'm playing a guy obsessed with the planes...

So having made my knowledge check, I walked up to their character and opened with "So... you're a BLAH BLAH BLAH!? That's cool!"

Game has came to a complete halt at the intro phase now... with some discussion about expectations in the OOC, but nothing at all for 24 hrs...  :banghead

I apologized, offered to retract it, explained my actions, even edited my post slightly (to make it a whisper instead of out loud)... basically to no effect... so far at least. I really hope this doesn't kill the game...
I bet you have that sick empty feeling in the pit of your stomach, don't you?  Yeah, I really feel for you there.
That being said:
1) if they can't accept that it was an inadvertent "oops" and the subsequent apology, then perhaps they're taking things way too seriously.  It was only a matter of time;
2) I've always had a problem with characters who are self-unaware but the player knows exactly what is going on.  This isn't "Evening at the Improv" (or some sort of stage performance, or whatever), it's a figgin' game.  It's always seemed just kinda silly to me -- there's no actual "reveal"; it's not like anybody's going to be surprised or anything; there's no actual meaningful exploration->discovery for the player .... I just don't see the point (emo-ass Mary Sues aside)

IOW, this is just one of those things you gotta take in stride.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #247 on: October 31, 2014, 04:51:17 PM »
My bloody smiley face ... sweet bloody smiley face ...  :whistle


Hey, Bruj + Kuroi, is Brazil gonna explode or survive, the recent election?


For my own "rant" (not really a rant... just a dissappointment): I joined a game on another site, I was really excited about the ideas behind the campaign world, and made what I thought would be a fun character... and then in my first post I basically inadvertently ruined the whole character idea for someone else...

They're playing an outsider who is kind of brain-damaged and doesn't know what/who they are, and wanted to RP out "discovering" this... and I'm playing a guy obsessed with the planes...

So having made my knowledge check, I walked up to their character and opened with "So... you're a BLAH BLAH BLAH!? That's cool!"

Game has came to a complete halt at the intro phase now... with some discussion about expectations in the OOC, but nothing at all for 24 hrs...  :banghead

I apologized, offered to retract it, explained my actions, even edited my post slightly (to make it a whisper instead of out loud)... basically to no effect... so far at least. I really hope this doesn't kill the game...

Yeah that sucks.
The weird 5e local game I'm at, had a bunch of new people last week.  The game got locked into socializing in and out of character.  Less than 1 surprise round and less than 1 regular round.  I might be the only "old" guy showing up, from here on out.

The main parties in the coalition, PT and PMDB, are "power for the sake of power" kind of people. If anyone has been following what happened in the last 12 years here, be ready for a re-run.

So, basically, what will happen is... Nothing.

Country will have sub-par growth, the central bank is going to stay in a tug-of-war with baseline taxes fighting inflation, which further prevents any sort of economic growth, public policies will stay focused on the lower-class, but they will all be band-aid type policies that don't fix any of the underlying problems.

This will continue until 2017, when the country will again enter "election mode", in anticipation of the 2018 elections, where it's expected that Lula will be making a comeback.

The opposition doesn't have any candidate with the pull Lula has, so unless some *major* corruption scandals involving the ex-president are unveiled until then, it's going to be a slamdunk. And we will have a country that's being ruled by the same party for 20 years. Which is bad.

But no, nothing is going to explode, despite many saying it will. Brazil simply does not have the kind of population that would stand by and let Brazil turn into Bolivia or Venezuela 2.0. Things are just going to STAY the EXACT same as they have been.

But you know what i REALLY don't get? Support for the recently re-elected president was at an all-time low... And she still won. I don't get it, man.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #248 on: October 31, 2014, 05:51:33 PM »
She won by a 3 percent margin with 20% of the voters just plain ignoring the election entirely.

I call shenanigans, but it was gonna be a tight one no matter how you looked at it.

By the way, bruj, we HAD some of the biggest money scandals in our 500-year history and nobody gave a flying fuck because of the World Cup. I expect Dilma to push for us to sponsor it again in 2018.

I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone, but I hope Lula dies of a foul disease that slowly eats at him from the inside.

Or better yet, I find a loophole that allows me to actually run for president.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #249 on: October 31, 2014, 06:24:55 PM »
Or better yet, I find a loophole that allows me to actually run for president.
C'mon Kuro, I keep up with brasilian news.

Translation for the non-portuguese-speaking peasants:
"Vote Tiririca for Federal Deputy, things can't possibly get worst"
His other slogan was:
"You know what a federal deputy does? Me neither! So vote for me and I promise to tell you if I make it there!"

(click to show/hide)

Ok, technically not president. Yet.  But if a literal clown can make it to Federal Deputy, I'm sure you could find a way of entering high politics, and from there to president.


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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #250 on: October 31, 2014, 07:16:30 PM »
He's not the only one. We had former soccer players voted into congress (and performing surprisingly well), and we even had Pelé as our freaking Minister of Sports.

Yes, we have a Ministry of Sports...
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #251 on: October 31, 2014, 10:33:59 PM »
He's not the only one. We had former soccer players voted into congress (and performing surprisingly well), and we even had Pelé as our freaking Minister of Sports.

Yes, we have a Ministry of Sports...

Well that makes sense..different systems work for different places

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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #252 on: November 01, 2014, 05:40:33 AM »
We have Ministries for everything. We have like 40 of them...

That's more or less how the government has been managing the weird coalitions they've been coming up with to maintain themselves into power. They create a new Ministry. BAM! Someone from that party can now have an important position.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #253 on: November 01, 2014, 12:50:23 PM »
We have Ministries for everything. We have like 40 of them...


Including Silly Walks?

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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #254 on: November 01, 2014, 01:05:36 PM »
For my own "rant" (not really a rant... just a dissappointment): I joined a game on another site, I was really excited about the ideas behind the campaign world, and made what I thought would be a fun character... and then in my first post I basically inadvertently ruined the whole character idea for someone else...

They're playing an outsider who is kind of brain-damaged and doesn't know what/who they are, and wanted to RP out "discovering" this... and I'm playing a guy obsessed with the planes...

So having made my knowledge check, I walked up to their character and opened with "So... you're a BLAH BLAH BLAH!? That's cool!"

Game has came to a complete halt at the intro phase now... with some discussion about expectations in the OOC, but nothing at all for 24 hrs...  :banghead

I apologized, offered to retract it, explained my actions, even edited my post slightly (to make it a whisper instead of out loud)... basically to no effect... so far at least. I really hope this doesn't kill the game...

I think they're also hugely at fault for having a character idea that works only if the entire game is carefully arranged so that nobody, nobody at all, can identify this particular Outsider.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #255 on: November 01, 2014, 09:59:20 PM »
We have Ministries for everything. We have like 40 of them...


Including Silly Walks?

Not until we find a guy who wants a Ministry and has heard of Monty Python.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #256 on: November 01, 2014, 10:05:23 PM »
We have Ministries for everything. We have like 40 of them...


Including Silly Walks?

Not until we find a guy who wants a Ministry and has heard of Monty Python.

sounds like a job for you..just think of the benefits!

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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #257 on: November 02, 2014, 03:02:38 PM »
Or better yet, I find a loophole that allows me to actually run for president.
C'mon Kuro, I keep up with brasilian news.

Translation for the non-portuguese-speaking peasants:
"Vote Tiririca for Federal Deputy, things can't possibly get worst"
His other slogan was:
"You know what a federal deputy does? Me neither! So vote for me and I promise to tell you if I make it there!"

(click to show/hide)

Ok, technically not president. Yet.  But if a literal clown can make it to Federal Deputy, I'm sure you could find a way of entering high politics, and from there to president.

Holy !@#$

... however the USA counters with
http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2011/11/08/george-washington-plied-voters-with-booze
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #258 on: November 02, 2014, 04:09:18 PM »
Holy !@#$

... however the USA counters with
http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2011/11/08/george-washington-plied-voters-with-booze

Just sayin' but that article says GW lost that first election in 1755, but then won the bid for President 3 years later which would be 1758.
GW wasn't president until 1789.
1755-1758 was also right during the first half of the French & Indian War/7 Year War where GW was getting his ass kicked.
You're posting an article written by a drunk who did research paid for by a group of alcohol enthusiasts :p

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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #259 on: November 02, 2014, 04:25:27 PM »
We actually had a drag queen fashionista in office at one point, whom has since passed away.
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