Happy Happy Joy Joy! God knows edition.

[Kuroimaken]

i would love to move to sweden but i need someone to pay me lots for doing little.

i think thats a strictly american thing... so i cant move...

Not if you get into politics.

[Monotremeancer]

i would love to move to sweden but i need someone to pay me lots for doing little.

i think thats a strictly american thing... so i cant move...

Not if you get into politics.

I guess it depends on how you define "a lot" and if "doing little" means few hours, little amount of energy spent, simple assignments or a combo of all of the above as well. But as a rule, jobs that fulfil all those criteria and are well well paid are hard to come by 

[Kuroimaken]

i would love to move to sweden but i need someone to pay me lots for doing little.

i think thats a strictly american thing... so i cant move...

Not if you get into politics.

I guess it depends on how you define "a lot" and if "doing little" means few hours, little amount of energy spent, simple assignments or a combo of all of the above as well. But as a rule, jobs that fulfil all those criteria and are well well paid are hard to come by 

Whereas political jobs are plentiful and only require you to forfeit your soul.

[altpersona]

i have to many *issuse for politics

and im an ass... i wouldnt vote for me..

[Kuroimaken]

i have to many *issuse for politics

and im an ass... i wouldnt vote for me..

So far you seem like you'd make a fine one. In fact you look like you'd be a cut above the average.

[altpersona]

hmm not sure if compliment or insult 


thanks/screw you

as an non christian militant liberal, they have no place for me.

[Kuroimaken]

hmm not sure if compliment or insult 


thanks/screw you

as an non christian militant liberal, they have no place for me.

@issues: We used to have a drunkard for a president. No issue is too big for politics.
@being an ass: We have yet to face a politician here that isn't a complete asshole. You'd be just an ass, and at least you admit it, so that's an improvement already.

[bhu]

http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2012/01/18/u-s-battle-royale-release-of-the-day/

woooooo!

[Kuroimaken]

http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2012/01/18/u-s-battle-royale-release-of-the-day/

woooooo!

That's awesome! One of my dreams is to know enough Japanese to read the original book.

[Agita]

and im an ass... i wouldnt vote for me..

Neither would I, but you can make a perfectly fine election program out of not getting voted (The Man keeping you down and whatnot). It's all the rage among right-wing extremist parties here in middle Europe.

as an non christian militant liberal, they have no place for me.

"Liberal" can mean more than one thing. The good kind of liberal or the bad kind?

[Kuroimaken]

People will elect ANYONE. You just need the right words. Which you can promptly say were taken out of context as soon as you're in office.

EDIT: To wit, those words are "TAX BREAKS, BITCHES!"

[bhu]

People will elect ANYONE. You just need the right words. Which you can promptly say were taken out of context as soon as you're in office.

EDIT: To wit, those words are "TAX BREAKS, BITCHES!"

"I promise to make raping and/or pillaging the 1% legal and without repercussion."

I wouldn't even make it to the polls....

[Agita]

People will elect ANYONE. You just need the right words. Which you can promptly say were taken out of context as soon as you're in office.

EDIT: To wit, those words are "TAX BREAKS, BITCHES!"

"I promise to make raping and/or pillaging the 1% legal and without repercussion."

I wouldn't even make it to the polls....

I'd vote for you.
...If I was American.

[Halinn]

Including this one, I promise not to deliver on any promises I'll make.

[altpersona]

lol halinn, thats awesome

im both liberals i guess 

[bhu]

"I promise to lie, cheat, and fuck up while elected on a regular basis, but with any luck I will still somehow make things better instead of deliberately screwing you over like my opponent."

"Also free internet porn will be mandatory and unprosecutable."

[Halinn]

"I will be open on this issue: I will support whichever special interest group offers me the most money. A vote for me is a vote for capitalism in action!"

[Monotremeancer]

3 out of 15 people taking my current course passed the exam on the first try, 2 did so with flying colours, yours truly is counted amongst them. 

[Kuroimaken]

3 out of 15 people taking my current course passed the exam on the first try, 2 did so with flying colours, yours truly is counted amongst them. 

Congrats!

[Monotremeancer]

3 out of 15 people taking my current course passed the exam on the first try, 2 did so with flying colours, yours truly is counted amongst them. 

Congrats!

Thanks. 
Exams that test your understanding rather than how much hard facts you are able to remember at once are kind of my thing. And this course was on how to model food-webs using math. Needles to say, I fitted right in.