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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #340 on: February 25, 2013, 09:09:32 PM »
Personally i would have gone with "because Jesus/Buddha/Lucifer slash fanfic..."
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #341 on: February 27, 2013, 01:51:04 AM »
I can't decide if this blog makes me laugh or makes me want to cry.

This man claims to have, among other things, proved that your brain is everywhere, that negative numbers don't exist, and that you can't have infinite numbers, since all the numbers have to fit in the universe.

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #342 on: February 27, 2013, 03:24:16 AM »
A brief view makes me think he's a professional troll.

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #343 on: February 27, 2013, 02:54:58 PM »
It seems the guy hasn't heard of the googolplex.  To give an example, the observable universe has fewer particles in it than a googolplex.  Even if we get to its volume represented by planck lengths, theoretically the smallest measurable length possible, the known universe has fewer planck "boxes" in its volume than there are numbers in a googolplex.  And then there's Graham's number, which makes even a googolplex look infinitesimally small.  So no, not all numbers have to fit in the universe, and if we look at the gap between a googolplex and Graham's number we find that far more numbers don't fit in the universe than do.

I don't even have to look at that article to tell he's an idiot.  If one's brain being "everywhere" means that we can extend our consciousness beyond our physical bodies, then there is evidence of that.  It doesn't go everywhere though.  And negative, infinite, and infinitely negative numbers do exist.  Antimatter, for example, can't be created without negative numbers.

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #344 on: February 27, 2013, 06:13:49 PM »
http://hadonejob.com/

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #345 on: February 27, 2013, 07:43:21 PM »
http://hadonejob.com/

EDIT: Some images contain NSFW language.

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #346 on: February 27, 2013, 07:51:17 PM »
Ilya Bryzgalov has a new design for his mask.  It involves all sorts of Dark Side characters, including Darth Vader, a Star Destroyer, the second Death Star, and of course Yoda with his red lightsaber.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #347 on: February 27, 2013, 07:52:48 PM »
Ilya Bryzgalov has a new design for his mask.  It involves all sorts of Dark Side characters, including Darth Vader, a Star Destroyer, the second Death Star, and of course Yoda with his red lightsaber.

"Unless the Sith recruited some sinister Jawa as an apprentice, their sabres are not Yoda-sized."  I suddenly want to play a Jawa Sith.

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #348 on: February 27, 2013, 08:28:47 PM »
Ilya Bryzgalov has a new design for his mask.  It involves all sorts of Dark Side characters, including Darth Vader, a Star Destroyer, the second Death Star, and of course Yoda with his red lightsaber.

Look at how angry Yoda looks!
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #349 on: February 27, 2013, 09:27:43 PM »
Godammit I wanna play a Sith, period.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #350 on: March 01, 2013, 01:04:29 PM »
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon.

It will take 10 minutes out of your life; you will not begrudge those minutes.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #351 on: March 01, 2013, 04:05:13 PM »
Am I the only one who is creeped out by Shaq's Goldbond commercials?  I'd link the one I'm thinking about but for some reason it's not on YouTube.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #352 on: March 03, 2013, 02:34:09 PM »
From Dragonlance: Races of Ansalon.

Gassy [General]
You have a small intestinal problem that causes gasses to back
up within you. You may unleash this build up from time to
time. Prerequisites: Gully dwarf, Con 13
Benefit: Three times a day you can expel noxious gasses
that sicken other individuals around you. On your turn,
as a standard action that does not provoke an attack of
opportunity, you can release a cloud of gas as a 10-ft. radius
spread centered on you. Everyone within the affected area
must make a Fortitude save (DC 10 + 1/2 your character
level). If they fail they are sickened for a number of rounds
equal to your Constitution bonus. If they save they are
immune to any more attacks of this nature for the remainder
of the encounter. This ability can only work on creatures that
breathe.

I just... Wow.

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #353 on: March 04, 2013, 03:35:48 AM »


Anyone else thinking ship sounds weird after reading that?

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #354 on: March 05, 2013, 11:29:46 AM »


To quote the artist,

"I think Terminators look kawaii as fuck!"
"There is happiness for those who accept their fate, there is glory for those that defy it."

"Now that everyone's so happy, this is probably a good time to tell you I ate your parents."


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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #356 on: March 06, 2013, 12:10:39 AM »
Japan Strikes Again

NSFW. What the hell did I just watch.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #357 on: March 06, 2013, 01:10:23 AM »
Japan Strikes Again

NSFW. What the hell did I just watch.

I've seen bits of the comic it's based on.  It's truly wtf...

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #358 on: March 06, 2013, 01:35:48 AM »
Urine-controlled video games.

You know what I think they should do? Put these in movie theaters!

And its sister story: Sega's Toylet console.  The puns are a bit better.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #359 on: March 06, 2013, 07:54:37 PM »
German t-shirt company helping plumbers with an age-old problem:
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Personally, I'd rather just use overalls.  And maybe a green hat and an Italian accent.
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