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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #700 on: August 19, 2013, 09:51:47 PM »
'It's a Giraffe eating a necktie.'
– A surrealist


Edit:
'Create water'
– A wizard

'I don't drink.'
– A warforged

'I can make a glass for only 28% of what that one costs.'
– An artificer
"God dammit why can't I hit this thing"
– A monk
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #701 on: August 19, 2013, 11:56:46 PM »
'It's a Giraffe eating a necktie.'
– A surrealist


Edit:
'Create water'
– A wizard

'I don't drink.'
– A warforged

'I can make a glass for only 28% of what that one costs.'
– An artificer
"God dammit why can't I hit this thing"
– A monk
:lmao

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #702 on: August 20, 2013, 12:20:48 PM »
Just read the comic adaptation of Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz and can I say how weird it is to see the wizard dual-wielding revolvers and about to cap some bitches  or slicing sorcerers in half with a freakin sword:twitch. This is not the image I had in mind for him when I read and watched the Wizard of Oz:psyduck
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #703 on: August 20, 2013, 01:50:21 PM »
"God dammit why can't I hit this thing"
– A monk

Related: Monks can't get drunk because they can't hit the bottle. [/Rimshot]
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #704 on: August 20, 2013, 01:57:28 PM »
"God dammit why can't I hit this thing"
– A monk
Related: Monks can't get drunk because they can't hit the bottle. [/Rimshot]
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #705 on: August 20, 2013, 02:09:00 PM »
"God dammit why can't I hit this thing"
– A monk
Related: Monks can't get drunk because they can't hit the bottle. [/Rimshot]
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #706 on: August 20, 2013, 10:39:33 PM »
Just read the comic adaptation of Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz and can I say how weird it is to see the wizard dual-wielding revolvers and about to cap some bitches  or slicing sorcerers in half with a freakin sword:twitch. This is not the image I had in mind for him when I read and watched the Wizard of Oz:psyduck

Wait, what?
Let me go find that, that sounds awesome.

Edit: Also, lol
"God dammit why can't I hit this thing"
– A monk
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #707 on: August 23, 2013, 07:04:17 PM »
Having watched Ghost Shark I can say those rednecks had that coming.

Also it's better than Sharknado.  Better being a relative term in this case.

Also I'd swear in one scene they grab a handful of shotgun shells to load a bolt action hunting rifle.  That better have been on purpose or I need to have a chat with the Asylum...

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #708 on: August 23, 2013, 10:09:49 PM »
Magic is for weaklings.

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #709 on: August 24, 2013, 12:23:01 AM »
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #712 on: August 24, 2013, 11:52:53 PM »

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #713 on: August 25, 2013, 02:44:58 PM »

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #714 on: August 25, 2013, 08:48:07 PM »

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #715 on: August 25, 2013, 11:01:48 PM »
You know, I am almost kinda hoping one day I get read my Miranda rights just so I can use this joke.

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law."

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #716 on: August 25, 2013, 11:26:39 PM »
Depending on the city here you'd get a laugh, get beaten, or be locked in a hospital for involuntary admittance (i.e. psychiatric exam).  America is swiftly becoming a police state in parts of the country (and some parts of it have always been).

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #717 on: August 26, 2013, 12:14:30 AM »
Mind telling me which towns are the last two kinds? I feel like changing two or three dozen million minds.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #718 on: August 26, 2013, 02:03:22 AM »
Big cities will get you the incarceration or laugh.

Small towns will get you laugh or you'll be buried in a field somewhere. 

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #719 on: August 26, 2013, 10:46:56 AM »
Or at least that's what they'll think.  :smirk
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