Author Topic: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness (Read 165838 times)

awaken_D_M_golem · « **Reply #220 on:** October 28, 2014, 06:55:29 PM »

Quote from: altpersona on October 27, 2014, 07:21:28 PM

just turned 15

not to defend the ijit, but we did tell him to take an easy class so as not to overload himself..

his latin and art history teacher is the same person / his favorite teacher....

ageret malus
ageret malus
ageret malus ...
ego sum praeceptor calidos

OOOHHH
(repeat)

awaken_D_M_golem · « **Reply #221 on:** October 28, 2014, 06:59:27 PM »

Quote from: bhu on October 27, 2014, 11:50:31 PM

just passed stone and a teaspoon o' blood

yay?

Save 'em both, for a future girlfriend, say like a Vampire Geologist ; or an Age Of Aquarius Shark Cage tourboat operator.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #222 on:** October 28, 2014, 10:23:58 PM »

Ugh. People who can't take criticism.

Here's the deal: I posted a review about a certain anime con around here. Tried to be as nice as I could - lots of things to point out though.

I also exposed an estimate on their finances, however. And THAT got them mad.

Seriously, these guys are turning something that's supposed to be fun into a low-cost, high-return operation at our expense.

brujon · « **Reply #223 on:** October 29, 2014, 10:58:35 PM »

There's a goddamn fly in my bedroom that simply does NOT want to get out. I've tried burning it with a lighter, puffing cigarrete smoke on it, and even trying to jam a cigarrete into it. My window is open and it simply does not want to get out. And it's constantly circling over my head and near my ears.

I'm now currently googling a way to get rid of the damn thing.

Raineh Daze · « **Reply #224 on:** October 29, 2014, 11:04:40 PM »

Quote from: brujon on October 29, 2014, 10:58:35 PM

There's a goddamn fly in my bedroom that simply does NOT want to get out. I've tried burning it with a lighter, puffing cigarrete smoke on it, and even trying to jam a cigarrete into it. My window is open and it simply does not want to get out. And it's constantly circling over my head and near my ears.

I'm now currently googling a way to get rid of the damn thing.

Wouldn't getting insect spray be the easy choice?

wotmaniac · « **Reply #225 on:** October 30, 2014, 12:54:11 AM »

brujon · « **Reply #226 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:34:14 AM »

I was trying to sleep... But crisis was averted. As soon as i turned off every light in the room it went away.

Of course now that i've turned it back on, it's back.

Goddamn fly all up in my room.

altpersona · « **Reply #227 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:44:19 AM »

Quote from: wotmaniac on October 30, 2014, 12:54:11 AM

i needs dis

wotmaniac · « **Reply #228 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:03:40 AM »

Quote from: altpersona on October 30, 2014, 05:44:19 AM

Quote from: wotmaniac on October 30, 2014, 12:54:11 AM

i needs dis

$40 holiday special

bhu · « **Reply #229 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:56:31 PM »

I may has SHingles

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #230 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:07:59 PM »

I presume not the kind that keeps your roof dry?

bhu · « **Reply #231 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:15:03 PM »

Yup. Got rash. It doesn't hurt at all, but apparently it looks just like shingles.

Amechra · « **Reply #232 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:16:50 PM »

I really, really hope you don't have shingles.

Did you have chicken pox as a kid? And/or did you get vaccinated?

bhu · « **Reply #233 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:23:16 PM »

Vaccinated as a child yes, unsure if I had chicken pox

brujon · « **Reply #234 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:32:30 PM »

Thanks to the girl i'm dating having a completely different schedule than i do (she works night shift), my sleep schedule is completely out of whack, and my productiity is nearing zero.

So i have poontang, but everything else is falling out of place...

phaedrusxy · « **Reply #235 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:35:49 PM »

Quote from: brujon on October 30, 2014, 05:32:30 PM

Thanks to the girl i'm dating having a completely different schedule than i do (she works night shift), my sleep schedule is completely out of whack, and my productiity is nearing zero.

So i have poontang, but everything else is falling out of place...

Sounds like everything is fine.

To quote Dave Chappelle:

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For my own "rant" (not really a rant... just a dissappointment): I joined a game on another site, I was really excited about the ideas behind the campaign world, and made what I thought would be a fun character... and then in my first post I basically inadvertently ruined the whole character idea for someone else...

They're playing an outsider who is kind of brain-damaged and doesn't know what/who they are, and wanted to RP out "discovering" this... and I'm playing a guy obsessed with the planes...

So having made my knowledge check, I walked up to their character and opened with "So... you're a BLAH BLAH BLAH!? That's cool!"

Game has came to a complete halt at the intro phase now... with some discussion about expectations in the OOC, but nothing at all for 24 hrs...

I apologized, offered to retract it, explained my actions, even edited my post slightly (to make it a whisper instead of out loud)... basically to no effect... so far at least. I really hope this doesn't kill the game...

bhu · « **Reply #236 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:56:01 PM »

And now I have a Certified letter waiting in my PO Box. Of course I found the notice after they closed. Which means lawsuit or tax stuff. Certified letters are never good news.

awaken_D_M_golem · « **Reply #237 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:19:47 PM »

Damm't Bhu, your life is like Jackass meets Jack Bauer in a bad way.

bhu · « **Reply #238 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:22:41 PM »

Quote from: awaken_D_M_golem on October 30, 2014, 06:19:47 PM

Damm't Bhu, your life is like Jackass meets Jack Bauer in a bad way.

I should take up robbing liquor stores at this rate

awaken_D_M_golem · « **Reply #239 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:28:37 PM »

I had to tell my brother, that he could quit his job and spend $5 a day on cheap liquor for the rest of his life

and leave it hanging out there as a statement.

Sometimes my kitty avatar's Tail ... IS the sound of one claw clapping.

edit --- I am going to buy an old Hearse some day as my daily driver car. You know, save the safety dudes some work. Tow my car to the graveyard mo-fos and bury me in it. Play the tune Swing Low Sweet Cadillac by Dizzy Gillespie, at ridiculously high volume. Gallows humor yes ...

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Author Topic: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness (Read 165838 times)