Anime & Manga 4: Brotherhood

[Risada]

AT THE VERY LEAST I expect the final confrontation between Claire and Priscilla....

The anime adaptation had one.

My response to that ending, though, is "Seriously? "

Yeah, I saw that too. 

Let's pray...

[SorO_Lost]

@Naruto wiki editors

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FUCK YOU

They have an element block and they listed "Blaze Element", Amaterasu, as Lightning/Fire. They have outright stated Suck's three Sharingan abilities are Amaterasu (right eye), Fear invoking uber Genjutsu (left eye), and Susanoo (both). And for some damn reason type cast Amaterasu being a Bloodline based Lightning/Fire combination despite Itachi only EVER using Fire & Water.

So again. Fuck you wiki editors and quit shoving your head up your ass and arguing about it. His left eye controls Amaterasu as the manga states, Amaterasu is Fire element as the manga states, and his left eye's genjutsu is nothing more than the standard Sharingan genjutsu abilities as the manga states. "Blaze Element" isn't real, go back to translating Kamehameha as Super Turtle Ball and gtfo long enough to hang your self. The world doesn't need you breeding.

That just had to be said kthx.

Other than that, no parody this time. I'm still shocked at the newest Bleach. Like they touched on it being a new type of super form, but the admitted to super Quincy Ishida by him is also ole school and way outdated compared to them so W-T-F. Oh, and they brought the fusion monster back in, woot.

[skydragonknight]

I'm actually a big fan of the fusion monster (a chimaera, right?). It doesn't waste panels talking - it just smashes things good.

[Prime32]

@Naruto wiki editors

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FUCK YOU

They have an element block and they listed "Blaze Element", Amaterasu, as Lightning/Fire. They have outright stated Suck's three Sharingan abilities are Amaterasu (right eye), Fear invoking uber Genjutsu (left eye), and Susanoo (both). And for some damn reason type cast Amaterasu being a Bloodline based Lightning/Fire combination despite Itachi only EVER using Fire & Water.

So again. Fuck you wiki editors and quit shoving your head up your ass and arguing about it. His left eye controls Amaterasu as the manga states, Amaterasu is Fire element as the manga states, and his left eye's genjutsu is nothing more than the standard Sharingan genjutsu abilities as the manga states. "Blaze Element" isn't real, go back to translating Kamehameha as Super Turtle Ball and gtfo long enough to hang your self. The world doesn't need you breeding.

That just had to be said kthx.

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Pretty sure "Blaze Element" is an actual thing - Kagutsuchi, the jutsu Sasuke uses to reshape Amaterasu. Amaterasu itself is just Fire though.

[SorO_Lost]

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Pretty sure "Blaze Element" is an actual thing - Kagutsuchi, the jutsu Sasuke uses to reshape Amaterasu. Amaterasu itself is just Fire though.

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The first usage of the word "enton" is when he shoots a blob of unshaped Amaterasu at Garra who blocks it with his sand, try saying shaped there kthx. Further no other character calls it anything other than Amaterasu. So whats next, Sasanoo is Omega-ton? A single summon that gets it's own entire made up element and dubbed a blood limit release? That's basically what's going on with Amaterasu, all because he calls Amaterasu it's self by another name. If you want to go as far as naming enton a real thing or even translating it as blaze release, hey thats fine. But those wiki bastards have created "Blaze Element" and applied it in the most illogical ways possible which is what I dislike. To me it's like those notations that Kamehameha translates to "Super Turtle Ball", or where the hell did you come up with that?

I'll do another parody later when I have more to work with than ground hog day and the wtf-he-stole-ichigo's-unkillabe-trait-instead-of-bankai? Not that I think their funny or I have fans, but I got bored and like to make fun of Bleach so it's working out pretty good so far on my end.

[Kuroimaken]

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Pretty sure "Blaze Element" is an actual thing - Kagutsuchi, the jutsu Sasuke uses to reshape Amaterasu. Amaterasu itself is just Fire though.

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The first usage of the word "enton" is when he shoots a blob of unshaped Amaterasu at Garra who blocks it with his sand, try saying shaped there kthx. Further no other character calls it anything other than Amaterasu. So whats next, Sasanoo is Omega-ton? A single summon that gets it's own entire made up element and dubbed a blood limit release? That's basically what's going on with Amaterasu, all because he calls Amaterasu it's self by another name. If you want to go as far as naming enton a real thing or even translating it as blaze release, hey thats fine. But those wiki bastards have created "Blaze Element" and applied it in the most illogical ways possible which is what I dislike. To me it's like those notations that Kamehameha translates to "Super Turtle Ball", or where the hell did you come up with that?

I'll do another parody later when I have more to work with than ground hog day and the wtf-he-stole-ichigo's-unkillabe-trait-instead-of-bankai? Not that I think their funny or I have fans, but I got bored and like to make fun of Bleach so it's working out pretty good so far on my end.

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For what it's worth, to my knowledge at least Kamehameha translates into Turtle Shell Wave (which makes sense considering who made up the technique). It is obvious these fuckers have no working knowledge of the Japanese language. And I find mine to be passable at best so that's saying something.

[SorO_Lost]

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For what it's worth, to my knowledge at least Kamehameha translates into Turtle Shell Wave (which makes sense considering who made up the technique). It is obvious these fuckers have no working knowledge of the Japanese language. And I find mine to be passable at best so that's saying something.

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It's a Proper Noun and last time I checked, it's kind of hard to run a Japanese to English translation on a Hawaiian name.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamehameha

[veekie]

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For what it's worth, to my knowledge at least Kamehameha translates into Turtle Shell Wave (which makes sense considering who made up the technique). It is obvious these fuckers have no working knowledge of the Japanese language. And I find mine to be passable at best so that's saying something.

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It's a Proper Noun and last time I checked, it's kind of hard to run a Japanese to English translation on a Hawaiian name.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamehameha

The chinese version of it(which I think is about as close to the japanese original as any translation could be, due to language similarities), has it as "Turtle School Ki Blast" for what its worth.

[Prime32]

I'd always heard Kamehameha translated as "Turtle Destruction Wave".

[Kuroimaken]

Dude! No. Just no.

Kamehameha is originally written as かめはめ波. It has nothing to do with the Hawaiian personage.

Kame = Turtle.
Hame = Shell.
Ha = Wave.

It's a no-brainer. Seriously.

None of the kanji for "destruction" read even remotely close to hame.

[Prime32]

Kamehameha is originally written as かめはめ波. It has nothing to do with the Hawaiian personage.

Sure it does, Toriyama loves puns. Apparently he asked his wife for a name starting with Kame and she suggested the king.

[veekie]

Kamehameha is originally written as かめはめ波. It has nothing to do with the Hawaiian personage.

Sure it does, Toriyama loves puns. Apparently he asked his wife for a name starting with Kame and she suggested the king.

This applies to a lot of japanese media I think. They really love the puns when they can get away with them.

[Kuroimaken]

Kamehameha is originally written as かめはめ波. It has nothing to do with the Hawaiian personage.

Sure it does, Toriyama loves puns. Apparently he asked his wife for a name starting with Kame and she suggested the king.

Regardless, as it's written that's how it translates.

[oslecamo]

Question: What do you get when you crossover Starcraft with Gundam with Sword Porn?

Answer: You get Knight Run. Now with 100% more Meganekko main character!

[Kuroimaken]

DAMMIT OSLE I CAN'T FIND TIME TO READ EVERYTHING I WANNA READ ALREADY

[Jackinthegreen]

I just watched Tenchi Muyo! GXP on youtube thanks to FUNimation.  Once I realized the main character wasn't Tenchi (about three minutes into the first episode), it became rather enjoyable.  And absolutely hilarious in the usual Tenchi style of "random guy has a bunch of crazy women after him." 

[SorO_Lost]

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<snip don't give a damn how it's wrote, because I won't write Aladdin's name in Arabic and neither do you>
Kame = Turtle.
Hame = Shell.
Ha = Wave.
It's a no-brainer. Seriously.

This says "ha" doesn't mean wave at all.

But seriously do you not see the very stupid problem here? You're trying to translate a frigging name. The very pretense is failure to begin with and that's why there is zero consistency between "translations", because there isn't one.

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4-in-1
Helmet: More yammering.
Itachi: Meaningless failures.
Helmet: Nope, can't accept that.
Helmet: Behold my white snake from my pants rears it's head and uses powerz!
Sucks: Gay!
Helmet: Man inside a man technique!
Itachi: Pointless given you're demonstration of body inside a body already.
Sucks: And seriously very homo.
Helmet: More set up, earth style create a ditch like ninjas don't leap hundreds of feet and walk on ceilings!
Itachi: Lame.
Suck: I cast Web!
Itachi: I use fire, seriously how did you not see that coming?
Helmet: It was another diversion, now I will use my boners to stab you!
Sucks: You didn't even try to hit us.
Helmet: All preparation for my real attack!
Readers: SO FUCKING DO IT ALREADY!
Helmet: Bone flute genjitsu, homage to the toad song!
Helmet: Ha, pwnt, *babbles on some more* I attack!
Brothers: Bitch smack.
Helmet: wtf?
Itachi: We looked into each other's eyes and freed our self.
Helmet: Ha! *slashes Itachi* Whose the homo now?!
[next manga, because that really was a good next chapter point and I wanted to highlight it]
Itachi: Infinite regeneration.
*fights some more*
Sucks: All this fighting going on, can't keep up. Ahhhhhh *washed away in water, or fire, who the hell cares*
Helmet: Stab! I win, shit. Regen right?
Itachi: It's old, we're now using groundhog day.
Helmet: What? *fails to get the point and remains trapped for the next several issues*
[Meanwhile, at the same exact location]
Itachi: ...And so Izanami has the worst set up to use ever and was created to counter a forbidden ability that lasts like six seconds and can only be used twice in your life. Eye for an eye is what they say.
Sucks: Really, I found beating the crap out of someone repeatedly to work better.
Itachi: Holy crap, you did something effectively? OMG, are we the new parody now?
[meanwhile, on the battle front]
Radnom mook: My line is "You should meet my brother Mr Helmet", that way we can set up things for later.
[meanwhile, in the cave]
Itachi: I'm a failure, I loved Konoha, you're an idiot, Naruto is cool, seriously why is all of your character development handled by other people telling you to do something?
[meanwhile, at the battle front, but near named characters]
That red-headed chick that I forgot the name to: Ahhh, why are we fighting clones of Susanoo and where is the clones of Madara?
Garra: I don't know, let's do a pull back panel with a couple of kages and look for them
Red head: They are no where in sight!
Tsunade: RAAWWWWWWWWRRRRR *gets stabbed*
A: Hey, found one!
Madara: Eye power!
A: Oh man I suck.
Madara: Noob, you suck so badly I'm just going to let you go.
A: Really?
Madara: Nope, false hope makes a great lead into despair. Bitch slap.
Ohnoki: Counter defense!
Madara: I knew *he* would be the problem. Old men have too much pride.
Ohnoki: Kage combo attack, smack them while they can't use the super-super-plot-eye's absorption.
*Kage combo attack also waters Gaara's sand and tricks Madara into getting hit with it therefor fucking over previously anima filler*
Kages: huff, puff, huff, puff.
Madara: Ok, time to use another trump card. Susanoo, true form.
Kages: ....
Madara: Lost the will to fight yet?

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*some fighting going on*
Ichigo: Can I wait like five minutes and this battle ends with him being powerless?
Nazi: No! Recon, this ability gives me all the upsides and no downsides for magical reasons!
Ichigo: Whatever, Getsuga Tensho to the neck!
Nazi: ineffective, I have no weak points! Super absorb!
Those animals: You forgot about our fusion!
Ayon: *punches nazi in the face*
[skip several pages of stupid fucking pictures]
Ayon: Hulk smash!
[cut away form the action for more bullshit and a reminder of what quincies are]
Ayon: Hulk smash to the head.
Ayon: Hulk smash Nazi's head into the sand!
Ayon: Slam Nazi into the ground a bunch of times like real Hulk in movie!
Animal: Trash talk!
Nazi: Stab you in the throat.
Nazi: My face is bleed, my neck is broken. and I slammed into the ground repeatedly. But I have no weak points!
Nazi: mega absorb!
*ayon is ripped apart and becomes one with the nazi*
Animals: Shit, no seriously. Shit, Octopus ink cloud!
Rest: blah blah blah.
Nazi: Sig Heil!
Rest: Ahhh!
Sandle Hat: *whispering to Ichigo* ok, I learned how to use recon to my advantage. You need to do this...
Ichigo: Slash to the head!
Nazi: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH my hat, my only weakness.
Nazi: What, what the fuck just happened? I was invincible a moment ago. Like your super powerful nuke blast four inches from my head didn't work, Ayon punching my head didn't work, slamming me head fucking first into the ground didn't work. Why is my hat my weak point?
Ichigo: Recon!
Nazi: Oh goddamn it.

[littha]

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It really feels like the ability for a quincy to absorb a hollow is one of the few abilities that have turned up recently that isn't a massive asspull... They can absorb spiritual energy and that is what hollows are made of.

That said this was totally counteracted by the stupid retcon on the otherwise cool bankai thing.

[Kuroimaken]

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<snip don't give a damn how it's wrote, because I won't write Aladdin's name in Arabic and neither do you>
Kame = Turtle.
Hame = Shell.
Ha = Wave.
It's a no-brainer. Seriously.

This says "ha" doesn't mean wave at all.

But seriously do you not see the very stupid problem here? You're trying to translate a frigging name. The very pretense is failure to begin with and that's why there is zero consistency between "translations", because there isn't one.

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Okay, SorO... here are the very basic points you probably don't know...

Point one: in Japanese, when you write a foreign name (i.e. one that is NOT Japanese, or Chinese for that matter, since Chinese names can often be written with Kanji), you spell it out in katakana. It's the Japanese equivalent to italics.  Kamehameha is spelled out in hiragana, plus the kanji for wave.

Point two: most kanji have two readings. Many kanji are homophonous without really having anything to do with the other. Ha, for instance, can be the reading for wave (nami), break (kowasu), blade (yaiba); ketsu can be the reading for blood (chi) or ass (kuso, though kuso is typically the reading for shit, so ketsu no ana/kuso no ana= literally, shit-hole).

So you see, the attack MAY be a play on the Hawaiian man, but IT IS WRITTEN AS turtle shell wave. This is a kind of pun that the Japanese love.

Here's another example. By using the following kanji:

雷唾蛙

Which are literally Thunder, Spittle, and Frog, you can write a totally cool technique name... that reads RAIDAA (Rider)

EDIT: Arabs don't write in ideograms, therefore your point about Alladdin is fallacious. (By the by, that's how you spell it if you romanize Alladdin. It literally means "the thief". In the original tale, the character had no name, he was merely referred to as "the thief".)

[Prime32]

Why spoilers?

Here's another example. By using the following kanji:

雷唾蛙

Which are literally Thunder, Spittle, and Frog, you can write a totally cool technique name... that reads RAIDAA (Rider)

EDIT: Arabs don't write in ideograms, therefore your point about Alladdin is fallacious. (By the by, that's how you spell it if you romanize Alladdin. It literally means "the thief". In the original tale, the character had no name, he was merely referred to as "the thief".)

Still looking for an excuse to use a ninja named Gu who wields a glowing "thunder blade", just so they can talk about the Light of their Raitou, and introduce themselves as "Raitou-nin Gu".

Also, I'd heard that Aladdin was originally something like Allah-Al-Din.