Author Topic: Worst 5 words a DM can hear (Read 43350 times)

ariasderros · « **Reply #80 on:** March 09, 2013, 11:37:39 PM »

Quote from: wotmaniac on March 09, 2013, 09:31:46 PM

"I need to level up" (said an hour in to the session -- in regards to XP from last session, immediately after f'n initiative had been rolled)

That is my whole play-group. Minus myself and one other. Three of them are really bad about it. One actually managed to get 2 levels behind the rest of the group. As a Warblade, you do not get two levels behind the full-casters.

wotmaniac · « **Reply #81 on:** March 09, 2013, 11:45:33 PM »

dafuq?!

ariasderros · « **Reply #82 on:** March 09, 2013, 11:54:29 PM »

Quote from: wotmaniac on March 09, 2013, 11:45:33 PM

dafuq?!

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zook1shoe · « **Reply #83 on:** May 03, 2013, 12:24:44 AM »

Quote from: phaedrusxy on October 19, 2012, 04:11:32 PM

"That's what your Mom said."

haha! I've said to some assholes in hl2dm and tf2

"And Chunk starts to frenzy!"
"Not evil, I'm evil curious."
"(I) cast rockburst on the moon."
"But psionics can go infinite!"
"Is the symbiotic template available?"

awaken_D_M_golem · « **Reply #84 on:** May 05, 2013, 03:16:43 PM »

My girlfriend wants to play.

Can my Creepy Uncle watch ?

zook1shoe · « **Reply #85 on:** May 27, 2013, 01:34:24 AM »

Can I play a gnome named Dingleberry?

awaken_D_M_golem · « **Reply #86 on:** May 31, 2013, 05:14:04 PM »

Roleplay Superman as Feral Goat

bhu · « **Reply #87 on:** June 01, 2013, 06:09:00 PM »

"New PrC: Orc Butt Rapist!"

Clanjos · « **Reply #88 on:** June 01, 2013, 11:36:40 PM »

Oh, I took Chicken Infested.

zook1shoe · « **Reply #89 on:** June 02, 2013, 02:49:37 AM »

Can I play a gestalt character in your game?

bhu · « **Reply #90 on:** June 02, 2013, 03:55:31 PM »

"Lets watch Honey Boo Boo1'

zook1shoe · « **Reply #91 on:** June 08, 2013, 03:13:28 AM »

"Let me think... What would Snooky do in this situation?"
"You said giant rat? I thought you said giant 'cat'."
"Can my elf have a Ring of Power like in Lord of the Rings?"
"Can I play the bad guy!!"
"Can I play an ugly half-orc chick named 'Rosanne'?"
"Which one is the 6-sided dice again?"

RedWarlock · « **Reply #92 on:** June 09, 2013, 04:21:18 PM »

Quote from: zook1shoe on June 08, 2013, 03:13:28 AM

"Let me think... What would Snooky do in this situation?"
"You said giant rat? I thought you said giant 'cat'."
"Can my elf have a Ring of Power like in Lord of the Rings?"
"Can I play the bad guy!!"
"Can I play an ugly half-orc chick named 'Rosanne'?"
"Which one is the 6-sided dice again?"

None of those are only 5 words...

Solo · « **Reply #93 on:** June 09, 2013, 05:27:47 PM »

My name is Sir Giacomo.

zook1shoe · « **Reply #94 on:** June 10, 2013, 03:02:44 AM »

Yeah yeah yeah... I was thinking more things DMs fear vs. 5 word one

RobbyPants · « **Reply #95 on:** June 10, 2013, 07:31:03 AM »

(Heard within an hour or so of the session, after all the prep work is done).

"I can't make it today."

bhu · « **Reply #96 on:** June 10, 2013, 06:24:04 PM »

Does this rash look funny? *lifts kilt*

awaken_D_M_golem · « **Reply #97 on:** June 11, 2013, 07:45:24 PM »

Does this rash look funny?
*goes to lift other side of kilt*

CaptRory · « **Reply #98 on:** August 03, 2013, 10:37:47 PM »

"Too much talk! Casting Fireball!"

Jackinthegreen · « **Reply #99 on:** August 06, 2013, 04:02:25 PM »

"My character is Lawful Sarcastic."

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Author Topic: Worst 5 words a DM can hear (Read 43350 times)