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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #761 on: September 15, 2013, 07:49:26 PM »
In honor of the "Manning Bowl", the Onion decided to grace us with some keys to the matchup for the two Manning brothers.  Note the second to last one for Eli: "you can throw far more than 3 interceptions in a game".  Tonight: he threw FOUR.
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #762 on: September 16, 2013, 11:13:02 AM »
An explanation for conspiracy theorists

Apparently a significant factor is "Would I join such a conspiracy?"
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #763 on: September 16, 2013, 03:31:43 PM »

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #764 on: September 17, 2013, 05:41:11 PM »
Movie star who hate their iconic roles.

Props to Robert Pattinson for making the list.

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #765 on: September 19, 2013, 12:46:33 AM »
What do I win?
An awesome-five for mentioning Penny Arcade's On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness.

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #767 on: September 19, 2013, 11:20:26 PM »

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #768 on: September 19, 2013, 11:30:20 PM »
In the game tonight, penalty against the Eagles for false start.  The ref calling it:

"False start.  Everybody but the center.  Offense.  Five yard penalty"
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #769 on: September 20, 2013, 02:26:28 AM »
In the game tonight, penalty against the Eagles for false start.  The ref calling it:

"False start.  Everybody but the center.  Offense.  Five yard penalty"

They should have said "Forgetting the Snap Count. Center. 5-yard penalty." (In a related note, 0 fantasy points from Dwayne Bowe...)

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #771 on: September 23, 2013, 10:30:44 AM »
Jim Butcher finds out about some Dresden Files fanfics
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And to the mercies of a moment leaves; The vast concerns of an eternal scene.


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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #773 on: September 26, 2013, 03:33:13 PM »
Funniest autocorrects

This made me laugh so hard I cried...
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #774 on: September 26, 2013, 04:22:17 PM »
all those links = best 10 minutes of this day


I have an Android 4.0 tablet that with Google's guessing
version of autocorrect, will routinely shut down the tablet.
I search for very off beat stuff.

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Why did I do that to myself ...  :nonono
All of their Cutie Marks got switched around,
and all the magic in the Kingdom got changed.
So I thought:  "Spell Plague ??" ... d&d-o-centric
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #775 on: September 27, 2013, 04:27:25 PM »
"There is happiness for those who accept their fate, there is glory for those that defy it."

"Now that everyone's so happy, this is probably a good time to tell you I ate your parents."

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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #776 on: September 27, 2013, 08:39:36 PM »
dat dex to damage..
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
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Re: Things that make you LoL! (part 2)
« Reply #779 on: September 30, 2013, 12:08:03 AM »
"There is happiness for those who accept their fate, there is glory for those that defy it."

"Now that everyone's so happy, this is probably a good time to tell you I ate your parents."