Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words

[Halinn]

Giacomo's stupid UMD monk.

Yeah, a melee character getting more ways to buff is really a horrible idea.
Allow me to return the courtesy and nominate your illegal metamorphosing psychic warrior build.

- Giacomo

That's a bit more than four words, Giacomo.

"Commoner Without Any Flaws", "Fighter In Caster Group", "Blaster Without Metamagic Feats"

[Shining Phoenix]

Monk ten, Truenamer ten.

[Shadowhunter]

Vow of Peace Warmage.

[Halinn]

Int 5 Wizard 20

[awaken_D_M_golem]

  ... Crying Girl's Bard: "Sanjaya"

[X-Codes]

Urgosh Wielding Dwarven Defender

Anything Cross-classing UMD

Frenzied Berserker Rage Mage

[Sir Giacomo]

That's a bit more than four words, Giacomo.

(just leave out the flavour text... )

illegal metamorphosing psychic warrior

- Giacomo

[weenog]

If he hates it it must be by the books rather than by "assumptions".   Where's the link to that sucker again?

On topic: Healer/Assassin/Mystic Theurge.

[SolEiji]

Druid 19/Blighter 1

[Endarire]

Caster Who Doesn't Cast.
Self-Destructive Party Member, Yo!
Intelligent, Animated Sword Chucks.

[Bozwevial]

"Live Hulking Hurler ammunition"

"Dead Hulking Hurler ammunition"

Just optimize body mass?

Or optimize the ammunition. I remember a beastmaster/hulking hurler build that threw elephants at people.

[X-Codes]

Intelligent, Animated Sword Chucks.

I blocked the ground

[caelic]

Cleric 19/Ur-Priest 1

[RetroGamer24]

Drow Lesbian Stripper Ninja

How is this bad?  Other then the ninja part

[Halinn]

A Rocket Tag Monk

[weenog]

Drow Lesbian Stripper Ninja

How is this bad?  Other then the ninja part

The problem with elves is they got no meat on 'em.  You need a 250 lb dwarf woman, with facial hair you can hang onto.

[Halinn]

Drow Lesbian Stripper Ninja

How is this bad?  Other then the ninja part

The problem with elves is they got no meat on 'em.  You need a 250 lb dwarf woman, with facial hair you can hang onto.

I'm more of an ogre person myself

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[Libertad]

Drow Lesbian Stripper Ninja

How is this bad?  Other then the ninja part

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/wiki/page/family%3A4458

One-dimensional, everything about their character involves sex, usually played by a male gamer, hits on the DM's NPCs and other PCs to make everyone at the table feel awkward, etc.

It's not the character concept so much as the player's juvenile antics.  There was once a Goblins webcomic strip that addressed this very issue.

DLSN, while in the middle of a dungeon raid: "Want to see my boobs?"

Other PC, in character: "Now is not the time!  Seriously, it's as though you were plucked from the mind of a horny teenage male's ideas on women!"

And now another bad character concept:

17th level Githyanki Cleric (Brownie points to whoever can find out why this is bad!)

[SolEiji]

And now another bad character concept:

17th level Githyanki Cleric (Brownie points to whoever can find out why this is bad!)

Ha, fodder for the Lich Queen if I recall, who has a hate-on for high level characters AND clerics.

And to add to the pile...

Raging Construct Barbarian Gnome

[Solo]

Giacomo's stupid UMD monk.

Yeah, a melee character getting more ways to buff is really a horrible idea.

Perhaps if the concept were executed with a greater degree of competence, it would not receive such scorn and derision.