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Offline solara

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #40 on: November 15, 2011, 11:57:56 PM »
"Randomly determines all actions" - real entry, the others are simply bad. This is . . . a character I was in a game with at one point.

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #41 on: November 16, 2011, 12:07:17 AM »
Pregnant bareback mounted knight

Druid with severe allergies

Pimp for orc prostitutes

Barbarian with heart conditions

"Tasteful" tentacle erotica salesman

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #42 on: November 16, 2011, 12:37:30 AM »
"Tasteful" tentacle erotica salesman

Did this in Shadowrun. There's a reason they're called Pornomancers, y'know.

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #43 on: November 16, 2011, 01:09:18 AM »
Pimp for orc prostitutes

(click to show/hide)

Somebody had to.
"Whoops, forgot to roll my fire and holy damage."
"I doubt she's going to make a DC 111 Fort save, anyway."

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #44 on: November 16, 2011, 01:11:21 AM »
Not an orc pimp.  A pimp for orc prostitutes.  HUUUUUUGE difference!

That orc does look awesome, though.

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #45 on: November 16, 2011, 01:14:40 AM »
Pimp Daddy Krusk pimps all races.
"Whoops, forgot to roll my fire and holy damage."
"I doubt she's going to make a DC 111 Fort save, anyway."

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #46 on: November 16, 2011, 06:45:44 AM »
Sold spellbook wizard tank

Dual wands awakened chicken

Animated object (explosive rune)

Healer, warmage, shadowcaster, lurk

DM's girlfriends' first character

Anthropomorphic eel man grappler

Knowledge check, Pazuzu Pazuzu...

Furry brony tentacle bear

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The Emperor
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #47 on: November 16, 2011, 07:19:18 AM »
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DM's girlfriends' first character
We have a strong contender, here.
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #48 on: November 16, 2011, 09:19:36 AM »
Dungeon Master's Pet NPC
Dungeon Master's girlfriend's PC.


Edit: Totally missed that!
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DM's girlfriends' first character
We have a strong contender, here.
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #49 on: November 16, 2011, 09:40:21 AM »
My character from FATAL*

*disclaimer I have never, ever played FATAL.

oh god, /thread

I still stand by this. The DM's girlfriend is a strong contender, but anyone that actually made it through the FATAL rules to make a character brings a whole new level of creepiness and fail.

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #50 on: November 16, 2011, 10:10:19 AM »
Dire flail-using fire cleric

Monk with firey fists

3.0 psion ranger multiclass

Glove of Storing monk


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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #51 on: November 16, 2011, 10:11:50 AM »
Monk emulating TOON character.
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #52 on: November 16, 2011, 10:16:50 AM »
While we use this at judo all the time to describe an in bound bad idea it applies here too:
"Saw this on YouTube..."

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #53 on: November 16, 2011, 11:27:37 AM »
"Live Hulking Hurler ammunition"

"Dead Hulking Hurler ammunition"

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #54 on: November 16, 2011, 12:40:17 PM »
Green hag in fetish-armor.
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #55 on: November 16, 2011, 01:11:50 PM »
Ok it's getting tricky now

multiclassed barbarian monk warmage.

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #56 on: November 16, 2011, 01:13:06 PM »
"Live Hulking Hurler ammunition"

"Dead Hulking Hurler ammunition"
Just optimize body mass?
Everything is edible. Just that there are things only edible once per lifetime.
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #57 on: November 16, 2011, 01:18:55 PM »
multiclass soulborn divine mind
I am the assassin of productivity

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #58 on: November 16, 2011, 01:37:29 PM »
"Quick" tank dumping con [quick is a trait, -1 HP/level, +10 ft speed]
Healer in undead party

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #59 on: November 16, 2011, 01:49:18 PM »
Giacomo's stupid UMD monk.

Yeah, a melee character getting more ways to buff is really a horrible idea. :)
Allow me to return the courtesy and nominate your illegal metamorphosing psychic warrior build.

- Giacomo