Things that make you LoL (Part 3)

[Jackinthegreen]

We should get the same armor!

[Frogman55]

A 40-day-long dystopian birthday party, narrated through Twitter

This is one of the best things I've ever read.

That was incredible.

[Amechra]

Grammatical advice... from the point of view of writing erotica.

I... can't really explain how I found this.

It might be... edifying for any non-native speakers that want to improve their grammar a bit; the advice is actually really good.

[brujon]

Grammatical advice... from the point of view of writing erotica.

I... can't really explain how I found this.

It might be... edifying for any non-native speakers that want to improve their grammar a bit; the advice is actually really good.

Hey, it's okay man, if you were looking for erotic fanfiction of... whatever it was... We understand! Truly!

[Nytemare3701]

Grammatical advice... from the point of view of writing erotica.

I... can't really explain how I found this.

It might be... edifying for any non-native speakers that want to improve their grammar a bit; the advice is actually really good.

...I recognize that newsgroup. that's ASSTR.org No shame.

[phaedrusxy]

There's just so many incongruities in the mascot.  A 20's style swim suit.  Sexualized.  Male, but female form (I think, it has the thingy that comes off the neck that's I thought a male chicken thing, but is sexualized as a female, so maybe trans, maybe not?), chicken (barely anthropomorphized), baby, working in a liquor store.  Oh and magic.  It can summon booze out of thin air.

You just haven't gotten drunk enough to appreciate its true genius yet...

[Amechra]

Grammatical advice... from the point of view of writing erotica.

I... can't really explain how I found this.

It might be... edifying for any non-native speakers that want to improve their grammar a bit; the advice is actually really good.

Hey, it's okay man, if you were looking for erotic fanfiction of... whatever it was... We understand! Truly!

I admit it! I was looking for erotic fanfiction involving a loving and chaste courting, involving lots of purple prose.

That is my fetish.

[brujon]

Grammatical advice... from the point of view of writing erotica.

I... can't really explain how I found this.

It might be... edifying for any non-native speakers that want to improve their grammar a bit; the advice is actually really good.

Hey, it's okay man, if you were looking for erotic fanfiction of... whatever it was... We understand! Truly!

I admit it! I was looking for erotic fanfiction involving a loving and chaste courting, involving lots of purple prose.

That is my fetish.

Ehh... I guess i'll pass..

[bhu]

Grammatical advice... from the point of view of writing erotica.

I... can't really explain how I found this.

It might be... edifying for any non-native speakers that want to improve their grammar a bit; the advice is actually really good.

...I recognize that newsgroup. that's ASSTR.org No shame.

I think I still have friends who post there.  I need to look them up and say hi, it's been a while.

[awaken_D_M_golem]

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Heh.
The women who played B'Etor and Lursa are 50+ year olds by now.
http://i38.tinypic.com/oebdd.jpg

[altpersona]

<snip>

Heh.
The women who played B'Etor and Lursa are 50+ year olds by now.
http://i38.tinypic.com/oebdd.jpg

age not a factor if they use their klingon voice

[trappedslider]

https://autos.yahoo.com/news/car-thief-throws-brick-mercedes-throws-back-180050064.html     

[Jackinthegreen]

Those damn selfies...  lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXbicVj3HEs

[awaken_D_M_golem]

<snip>

Heh.
The women who played B'Etor and Lursa are 50+ year olds by now.
http://i38.tinypic.com/oebdd.jpg

age not a factor if they use their klingon voice

Yeah, right on !!
One could do a lot worse for themselves at 50+, than either of them.

"Is that a Bat'leth ... or are you happy to see me?" she's purrs like a scalded tigress.

[dman11235]

Another entry in the "names that just should not exist" category, Boobie Dixon.  Wow.  Somehow with that name he's become an NFL player.

[bhu]

Theres a woman in florida named Crystal Methenny

[Frogman55]

Another entry in the "names that just should not exist" category, Boobie Dixon.  Wow.  Somehow with that name he's become an NFL player.

Well, with a name like that you don't have much choice. NFL player or local meth head isn't much of a choice. I mean, it's not any worse than this guy, it's better than this guy, and probably doesn't hold a candle to this guy; I could do this all day long.

[Jackinthegreen]

I once had a teacher named Glen Fagg.  He named his daughter Gaylene.

I still shake my head at that choice...  I suppose the good news is his daughter is married with a different name.

[bhu]

Another entry in the "names that just should not exist" category, Boobie Dixon.  Wow.  Somehow with that name he's become an NFL player.

Well, with a name like that you don't have much choice. NFL player or local meth head isn't much of a choice. I mean, it's not any worse than this guy, it's better than this guy, and probably doesn't hold a candle to this guy; I could do this all day long.

Oh she wasn't arrested for meth.  She was arrested for 'firing a missile into a vehicle'.

[Jackinthegreen]

http://www.dorkly.com/post/73172/4chan-is-making-two-very-different-pokemon-fan-games

The first set looks like it could actually work nicely.  The second one...  Well, considering one of the names is "Grasshole" it's safe to say it's 4chan being 4chan.