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General D&D Discussion / Re: The laws of gaming
« on: November 05, 2012, 04:35:04 PM »
29. All captive maidens are either succubi and/or doppelgangers. All of them.
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If the god you serve offers you power that requires that you follow a strict code, turn down the offer and find a new god.Remember Paladins the DM is out to get you.
Or alternatively, to keep to the "short and sweet" theme: The Paladin always falls.
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Actually IMO the sorcerer and warlock were best thing to come out of the playtest. It was probably because they didn't feel like a sorcerer and warlock or something like that.Let's see now wizards and clerics can now only cast 2 spells per spell level today (And no word on bonus spells) thereby the 5 min workday is in full force.The more they put out the worse things look. Fighter and Rogue are basically the same dumb thing now and get feats as class abilities. As a bonus they can't even use those class abilities as freely as they can feats! Yay!
Word of Power is nice though is it wasn't for the aforementioned spells per day it would actually make healing worth it.
And LOL WOTC, nice try with disguising 3.5 feats as if they where TOB maneuvers (newsflash there not).
In short, Bleh!
Sorcerer and Warlock are gone now, the masses didn't like them or something. Pity those showed a sign of inventiveness.
On the upside, the Fighter does get a second attack at 6th that no one else does. They found one thing to do right with the class. It only took them three editions to go back to the well.
"Does this game have Dungeons? Does this game have Dragons? If so, then I wanna play this game!"This, plus I don't believe in this whole "Feel of D&D" thing that Wizards is throwing around. It just sounds like wizards code phrase for "Were throwing 4th edition (And Tome of Battle) under the bus."
~The Dungeon Bastard
No. The Empyreal Knight is just a suckfest. Also trades away Lay on Hands and Channel Positive Energy for a weaker Summon Monster class feature.It's really saying something about the archetype when the best part is the Mount upgrades.
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I wish I could say it looked like a Tome of battle class, but it really doesn't. Manoeuvre is just the word they use to refer to the fighter's powers. The big highlights of the Tome of Battle (pacing-based manoeuvre recovery, the stances, the variety of effects produced) don't show up in the 5e playtest fighter. So far, and I hate to say this, but he plays more like the 3e Fighter. Instead of bonus feats, he gets some tame at-wills that are based on past bonus feats. Examples: Cleave. Knock Down. Precise Shot. Parry.
So don't get your hopes up in that sense. He's more powerful than the 3e fighter in the sense that he hits things and they die, but that has a lot to do with how weak the monsters in the playtest are. A lot of the people on WotC's forum are going gaga over it, but you can see it for yourself: the 5e fighter is the 3e fighter with the serial numbers filed off.
Or Gnomes for that matter.Gr'rok the half orc hitpoint bag... barbarian What gets me is that this was actually mechanically justified. Half orcs are pidgeon holed into melee... the INT hit takes skill points and wizardry out of the picture. The charisma hit makes sense in a non racist way (its hard to be a half orc in a humans world) but the Int hit is unjustifiable. Gr'okk has to become a barbarian or a fighter, or he is mechanically hindered. He can not make use of his only racial feature.
Also, while I'm this topic, if the DM isnt careful, Dungeons and Dragons can become something of a racial genocide, with the "good" races sending armies and adventurers to kill every member of an "evil" race they can find, take their possessions, and assassinate their leaders... All these orcish hordes, does anyone wonder why they keep coming back? What the orcs could possibly want? Could it be something understandable? like arable farmland or prime hunting ground? or maybe humans, those irreproachable explorers keep settling on orcish land?
Nope. They are evil. Go kill them adventurers. take their stuff. I have shinys and magic items for you when you return
I'd gladly launch a genocide on kender in any setting I play in.
Flashdate!After this update I think the trolls are beyond screwed now. Karkat is going to join Meenah on this suicide mission. Gamzee is indeed working for Kurloz and English. Long story short, this intermission is going to get ugly.(click to show/hide)