Ah that brings me back... to somewhere else completely different.
Imagine a group... a pod, if you will, of about a dozen college kids, 250+ lbs, going to the all you can eat Sun-Moon Chinese buffet.
After an hour the owner came by and slammed the bills down on the table. In the worst Chinese accent ever he said,
"Sign say all-you-can-eat! Not you-eat-all! Pay and get out!"
A moment of silence, then we burst out laughing and paid before leaving.