Author Topic: Worst 5 words a DM could say (Read 123738 times)

darqueseid · « **Reply #120 on:** August 09, 2012, 03:58:32 PM »

Real quotes from my worst dm:

"Core' allowed, because it's balanced"

"Core has been extensively playtested"

"You must sacrifice three characters" (as in permanent sacrifices)

"20 point stats are Overpowered"

"no, your already Overpowered"

and the worst 5 words any DM can say (also a direct quote):

"No, because I said so"

bhu · « **Reply #121 on:** August 09, 2012, 06:46:46 PM »

"LOOK AT MAH JIGGLY BUTT!"

ariasderros · « **Reply #122 on:** August 10, 2012, 10:55:27 AM »

Quote from: bhu on August 09, 2012, 06:46:46 PM

"LOOK AT MAH JIGGLY BUTT!"

Favorite bard ever sang "Squirrel-y wrath" as Bardic Wrath at the BBEG in order to Inspire my allies.

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RobbyPants · « **Reply #123 on:** August 20, 2012, 07:40:27 AM »

"Heavily house-ruled second edition."

(I just got myself into one of these games, but given the context, I'm hoping it will be fun.)

InnaBinder · « **Reply #124 on:** August 20, 2012, 09:29:12 AM »

Quote from: RobbyPants on August 20, 2012, 07:40:27 AM

"Heavily house-ruled second edition."

(I just got myself into one of these games, but given the context, I'm hoping it will be fun.)

Is there any other way to play 2E?

Libertad · « **Reply #125 on:** August 24, 2012, 01:08:06 AM »

"You're all polymorphed into Gnomes."

"The dragon's treasure was metaphorical."

nijineko · « **Reply #126 on:** August 24, 2012, 02:20:33 AM »

rocks fall, you all die.

Captnq · « **Reply #127 on:** August 24, 2012, 03:31:17 AM »

Okay, DC Fourteen to swallow.

Feel the fridge horror.

Nedz · « **Reply #128 on:** October 04, 2012, 10:51:26 PM »

"Your character wouldn't do that"

linklord231 · « **Reply #129 on:** October 04, 2012, 11:12:32 PM »

Congrats, you win. Game over.

Libertad · « **Reply #130 on:** October 04, 2012, 11:45:31 PM »

The ogre's penis is huge.

ariasderros · « **Reply #131 on:** June 11, 2013, 11:05:01 PM »

"Campaign's based on my doujin."

Libertad · « **Reply #132 on:** June 12, 2013, 12:05:50 AM »

"My campaign's not politically correct."

zook1shoe · « **Reply #133 on:** June 12, 2013, 01:51:56 AM »

Suddenly evil tinky winky appears!

brujon · « **Reply #134 on:** June 12, 2013, 12:11:33 PM »

"My girlfriend just left me" -> Right before the start of a major BBEG fight.

ariasderros · « **Reply #135 on:** June 12, 2013, 12:19:25 PM »

"(The) End boss is Witchy Poo."

[As the NPC coming over the hill, to the tune of the Smurfs theme.]
"I'm gonna rape your ass..."

nijineko · « **Reply #136 on:** June 12, 2013, 12:44:53 PM »

actual quote: "sure, you can do that." (big grin)

Chrononaut · « **Reply #137 on:** June 12, 2013, 09:53:21 PM »

'Welp, roll to not survive'

I had to say that once.

He didn't.

Libertad · « **Reply #138 on:** June 12, 2013, 11:40:16 PM »

"You don't see anything unusual."

sirpercival · « **Reply #139 on:** June 12, 2013, 11:46:59 PM »

"My name's Sean K. Reynolds"

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